Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2061. | icosaedru (achimia) | 80.10 | 99% | 2019-03-28 |
| 2062. | Dylan (nethzor) | 80.10 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
| 2063. | ph (phmi) | 80.08 | 98% | 2019-06-03 |
| 2064. | MINH (shinmyou) | 80.08 | 97% | 2018-07-22 |
| 2065. | Luke (hirosaka) | 80.08 | 97% | 2019-08-09 |
| 2066. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 80.05 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| 2067. | Jono (orangelimejuice) | 79.94 | 98% | 2018-02-11 |
| 2068. | Justin (jusain) | 79.92 | 97% | 2018-08-27 |
| 2069. | Stephen (kendozin) | 79.92 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
| 2070. | sluggish🐌 (allonautilus) | 79.91 | 96% | 2019-10-17 |
| 2071. | Axel (sector7) | 79.91 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 2072. | Darvin (mrnotapro) | 79.90 | 96% | 2018-01-26 |
| 2073. | Nayeonce (nayeonce) | 79.88 | 96% | 2019-06-30 |
| 2074. | Slayers (slayersofdiablo) | 79.87 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 2075. | Saint (saintecho) | 79.87 | 98% | 2019-01-03 |
| 2076. | Christian (ominousc) | 79.86 | 97% | 2018-04-17 |
| 2077. | James (james_m808) | 79.84 | 96% | 2017-09-17 |
| 2078. | Srikkanth (sloth_speed) | 79.84 | 97% | 2019-11-12 |
| 2079. | Anver (twizzzle) | 79.82 | 97% | 2020-01-23 |
| 2080. | Mich (michdaevinci) | 79.80 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 2081. | Jason (epiking) | 79.79 | 97% | 2018-02-06 |
| 2082. | Zhikouan (mikelee543) | 79.77 | 98% | 2018-02-02 |
| 2083. | Leo (hogsh9862) | 79.77 | 95% | 2021-08-23 |
| 2084. | Andrea (andreavanderjagt) | 79.76 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 2085. | SURFΛCΞ (surface) | 79.73 | 98% | 2017-09-04 |
| 2086. | abcd (4568493) | 79.72 | 96% | 2018-05-16 |
| 2087. | Cuong (c_nguyenthien) | 79.71 | 98% | 2021-08-07 |
| 2088. | Andrew (swissarmyman) | 79.71 | 97% | 2018-01-27 |
| 2089. | Zemo (zemo77) | 79.69 | 97% | 2018-01-01 |
| 2090. | Will (pteroborne) | 79.68 | 98% | 2018-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |