I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6876. | L. A. Phroaig (laphroaig_neat) | 94.46 | 97% | 2019-10-08 |
| 6877. | 初めは40wmp (hajime40) | 94.46 | 99% | 2018-06-18 |
| 6878. | Ben (bencrbcp) | 94.45 | 96% | 2020-10-11 |
| 6879. | apricitatis (apricitatis) | 94.45 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
| 6880. | Johnny Greenwood (my_cyb3r_... | 94.44 | 98% | 2025-06-14 |
| 6881. | TheDude (abc123race) | 94.44 | 99% | 2025-04-15 |
| 6882. | Jake (lakejund) | 94.44 | 98% | 2021-12-21 |
| 6883. | garnet (flusha) | 94.44 | 97% | 2019-05-11 |
| 6884. | aditya (yusifer_zendric) | 94.44 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 6885. | Ajstyle (ajityahoo876) | 94.44 | 97% | 2017-12-11 |
| 6886. | Anthony (avt5678) | 94.43 | 96% | 2022-08-13 |
| 6887. | luca (luc_vr_04) | 94.42 | 99% | 2020-04-17 |
| 6888. | Noah (nwerch) | 94.41 | 99% | 2021-10-26 |
| 6889. | Zach (zachhall) | 94.41 | 98% | 2018-01-29 |
| 6890. | Adrian (bigbadbui) | 94.41 | 98% | 2022-05-29 |
| 6891. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 94.41 | 98% | 2020-09-20 |
| 6892. | Free Palestine (imamo) | 94.40 | 98% | 2023-02-20 |
| 6893. | Dardil (dardil) | 94.40 | 97.7% | 2024-04-22 |
| 6894. | James (james_m808) | 94.40 | 96% | 2018-03-14 |
| 6895. | Hamiz (popega) | 94.39 | 96% | 2024-09-03 |
| 6896. | Justin Figueroa (freshspice33) | 94.39 | 99% | 2021-12-16 |
| 6897. | Pape (pape) | 94.39 | 97% | 2017-05-27 |
| 6898. | Masja (superbuku) | 94.38 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
| 6899. | Thomas (giga_ch4d) | 94.38 | 98% | 2023-09-22 |
| 6900. | B (archnaea) | 94.38 | 98.1% | 2021-02-18 |
| 6901. | Captain Oz (kildoes) | 94.38 | 96% | 2019-01-12 |
| 6902. | ImKronoss (im_kronoss) | 94.37 | 98% | 2024-07-06 |
| 6903. | Big Flecks (_ndrxw) | 94.37 | 99% | 2020-04-19 |
| 6904. | P (daisythepoodle) | 94.37 | 97.2% | 2021-02-12 |
| 6905. | Jonathan (techypanda) | 94.37 | 97% | 2018-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |