As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14484. | Kaitlyn (milkweed) | 73.44 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 14485. | doctor (kingjoffrey) | 73.43 | 98% | 2022-09-15 |
| 14486. | Logan (lowgunnz) | 73.43 | 93% | 2016-01-12 |
| 14487. | fastdrummer (fastdrummer) | 73.42 | 97% | 2023-07-31 |
| 14488. | Alexandr (alex13an) | 73.42 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
| 14489. | NahFam (thekojiman) | 73.42 | 96% | 2018-09-28 |
| 14490. | Angelos (free_4_rides) | 73.41 | 95% | 2022-06-14 |
| 14491. | Elijah (xeumz) | 73.41 | 96% | 2021-05-04 |
| 14492. | tstats[faiz_legend] (faiz_l... | 73.41 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
| 14493. | Adamskei (adamskei) | 73.41 | 89% | 2017-03-03 |
| 14494. | Erlend (gphoton) | 73.41 | 97% | 2022-02-28 |
| 14495. | Eric (majesticmushroom) | 73.41 | 95% | 2018-08-23 |
| 14496. | Mykhailo (mishok) | 73.41 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 14497. | Lindsay (math314) | 73.41 | 96% | 2020-08-22 |
| 14498. | Caesar (techguru94) | 73.41 | 96% | 2016-06-02 |
| 14499. | Freedom (employ) | 73.41 | 99% | 2017-07-01 |
| 14500. | Luan (hungnn1094) | 73.40 | 97.1% | 2024-08-12 |
| 14501. | DaanPower! (daanpower) | 73.40 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
| 14502. | Vu (vu_truong) | 73.40 | 97% | 2020-08-15 |
| 14503. | John (j0hnt) | 73.40 | 96% | 2018-03-28 |
| 14504. | 👻 (james7890) | 73.40 | 91% | 2016-10-29 |
| 14505. | Ole (olenord) | 73.39 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| 14506. | Herozaic (herozaic) | 73.39 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 14507. | Jacob (jsmith182) | 73.39 | 96% | 2016-04-25 |
| 14508. | TRUMP (tiepin) | 73.39 | 97.3% | 2021-01-31 |
| 14509. | Pirapat (pirapatqwe) | 73.39 | 85% | 2016-06-01 |
| 14510. | ⛈️ (xinan) | 73.39 | 94% | 2015-12-07 |
| 14511. | Suman (grgsuman) | 73.39 | 92% | 2016-03-15 |
| 14512. | Joshua (deltawolffe) | 73.38 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 14513. | gmoney (gmann321) | 73.37 | 97% | 2022-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |