I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11224. | 🤝🤝 (joejiunn) | 82.68 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 11225. | idyot (idyot123) | 82.68 | 95% | 2019-10-05 |
| 11226. | Earth (earth_chan) | 82.67 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 11227. | 9WPMavg (mrazntryhard) | 82.67 | 97% | 2019-03-22 |
| 11228. | JC (jcfermin) | 82.67 | 96% | 2015-08-01 |
| 11229. | Anurag (anuragd) | 82.66 | 97% | 2020-04-29 |
| 11230. | Quotient (quotient) | 82.66 | 95% | 2019-02-18 |
| 11231. | Bird (birdiesaurus) | 82.66 | 95.5% | 2021-02-16 |
| 11232. | Justin! (sylphoid) | 82.65 | 98% | 2022-10-02 |
| 11233. | Zennie (mayamoon) | 82.65 | 97% | 2023-09-27 |
| 11234. | Tyler (blueghost16) | 82.65 | 97% | 2019-09-12 |
| 11235. | nabbers (nabbers) | 82.64 | 97% | 2025-03-16 |
| 11236. | Jelly (trolololol31) | 82.64 | 98% | 2019-08-14 |
| 11237. | Blake (blakemagainmills) | 82.64 | 98% | 2021-02-05 |
| 11238. | Vikas (vikasbalodhi) | 82.64 | 97% | 2020-03-24 |
| 11239. | Rodrigo (rylm) | 82.64 | 91% | 2015-06-28 |
| 11240. | James (james1421) | 82.63 | 98% | 2018-06-15 |
| 11241. | Blac (nice_tea) | 82.63 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
| 11242. | WAD (_waddup_) | 82.63 | 97% | 2023-06-10 |
| 11243. | Fatster (fatsters) | 82.62 | 97% | 2022-01-07 |
| 11244. | Wau (wau1) | 82.62 | 96% | 2023-07-30 |
| 11245. | Michael (michaelhau) | 82.62 | 96% | 2019-02-23 |
| 11246. | Ben (benihana303) | 82.61 | 94% | 2024-07-12 |
| 11247. | relak (nxthann) | 82.61 | 97% | 2023-04-07 |
| 11248. | Kass (arabru) | 82.61 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 11249. | Ethan (ethects) | 82.61 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 11250. | Dziobak (dziobak) | 82.61 | 95% | 2021-03-07 |
| 11251. | Lowie (lowieez) | 82.61 | 90% | 2016-09-30 |
| 11252. | Hiro Hugh (hiro_hugh) | 82.60 | 96.4% | 2024-12-06 |
| 11253. | Kamiye (kamiye) | 82.60 | 97% | 2019-07-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |