I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8431. | Tox (darshan2006) | 90.28 | 96% | 2024-05-07 |
| 8432. | Godrod (god_of_rods) | 90.28 | 99% | 2023-01-28 |
| 8433. | Markus (twofx) | 90.28 | 98% | 2015-05-26 |
| 8434. | Marek (ksydry_nt_pbt) | 90.28 | 98% | 2017-08-21 |
| 8435. | hanaki (hanaki) | 90.27 | 97% | 2023-04-30 |
| 8436. | Christophe (christophe_fr) | 90.27 | 98.2% | 2024-09-02 |
| 8437. | Marlon (marlonpag) | 90.27 | 97% | 2016-11-19 |
| 8438. | Jay (jay1723) | 90.27 | 93% | 2016-05-30 |
| 8439. | Fedupedu (fedupedu) | 90.27 | 93% | 2016-03-05 |
| 8440. | Bantu (bantu88) | 90.27 | 96% | 2017-02-24 |
| 8441. | Miguel (mimigz) | 90.27 | 85% | 2015-09-12 |
| 8442. | gorlork (gorlork) | 90.27 | 97% | 2016-03-02 |
| 8443. | CoffeeChops (coffeechops) | 90.26 | 98.2% | 2024-03-05 |
| 8444. | Jeon (owokunn) | 90.26 | 96% | 2020-09-09 |
| 8445. | zavdav (zavdav) | 90.26 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
| 8446. | ARCHEI (kangsi) | 90.26 | 97% | 2019-08-26 |
| 8447. | highlink (highlink) | 90.25 | 97% | 2023-12-13 |
| 8448. | Stefano (flubberwuffer) | 90.25 | 96% | 2021-03-16 |
| 8449. | Saulius (zemfry) | 90.25 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
| 8450. | jangar551 (jangar551) | 90.25 | 96% | 2021-03-19 |
| 8451. | Thpp (kulaspa) | 90.25 | 98% | 2018-01-18 |
| 8452. | Andy (philivox) | 90.25 | 96% | 2018-02-16 |
| 8453. | Good Luck (jajajeremy) | 90.25 | 98% | 2017-10-04 |
| 8454. | Brandon (aceryeung) | 90.24 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
| 8455. | JD (ruminant_robot) | 90.24 | 99% | 2021-10-16 |
| 8456. | typer (carpeltypist) | 90.24 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 8457. | Lore_best (lore_best) | 90.24 | 90% | 2015-04-06 |
| 8458. | Emily (minnee) | 90.23 | 92% | 2015-04-12 |
| 8459. | Nohin (nohin) | 90.23 | 95.7% | 2024-05-10 |
| 8460. | URLIRL (burialuntrue) | 90.22 | 97% | 2025-07-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |