The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8751. | Anwar (anwarnasr09) | 49.31 | 91% | 2014-06-19 |
| 8752. | Nikhil (niks_2012) | 49.31 | 95% | 2017-12-28 |
| 8753. | lau (teddy8648) | 49.31 | — | 2010-11-28 |
| 8754. | Sam (dom81) | 49.31 | 92% | 2015-04-18 |
| 8755. | Autothiest (codered) | 49.31 | — | 2009-04-08 |
| 8756. | Kshitiz (gaurangadas) | 49.30 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
| 8757. | Zylo (zylothetyper) | 49.30 | 97% | 2022-10-31 |
| 8758. | medD (mistermask___) | 49.30 | 93% | 2021-01-02 |
| 8759. | Andrew (ampe_e) | 49.30 | 99% | 2017-02-14 |
| 8760. | nnnile (nnnile) | 49.30 | 95% | 2015-05-28 |
| 8761. | Mhret (mhret) | 49.30 | 85% | 2013-11-08 |
| 8762. | Nila (kiyokoha_love) | 49.30 | — | 2009-11-06 |
| 8763. | Jacky (jackycali) | 49.30 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 8764. | Abhisek (_typing_) | 49.30 | 96% | 2015-11-06 |
| 8765. | Kinasd (cake1998) | 49.29 | 92% | 2016-09-17 |
| 8766. | Luis (lois) | 49.29 | — | 2009-08-21 |
| 8767. | chitransh (jainchitransh) | 49.28 | 99% | 2022-07-02 |
| 8768. | Chanchana (off99555) | 49.28 | — | 2010-01-01 |
| 8769. | ibrahim (ibmazeed) | 49.28 | 95% | 2023-07-22 |
| 8770. | Selvakumar (selva1995) | 49.28 | 96% | 2017-06-07 |
| 8771. | Nick (nick_ner) | 49.28 | 91% | 2016-01-02 |
| 8772. | Tom (skifasteatass) | 49.27 | 96% | 2020-09-15 |
| 8773. | Nahin (nahin_r) | 49.27 | 96% | 2021-08-29 |
| 8774. | Joy (joy_1) | 49.27 | 93% | 2019-10-25 |
| 8775. | Aswin (aswinmohanme) | 49.27 | 93% | 2017-07-12 |
| 8776. | sanket (sanket7) | 49.27 | 96% | 2014-10-08 |
| 8777. | Adr1anz (adrianzitus) | 49.26 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
| 8778. | skip (ski_ip) | 49.26 | 99% | 2022-05-07 |
| 8779. | Rahul (blizzaster) | 49.26 | 98% | 2022-02-14 |
| 8780. | gebi (saleall) | 49.26 | — | 2009-12-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |