I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12847. | Rapid (rapid_d) | 80.18 | 100% | 2021-02-11 |
| 12848. | Free Gaza (yourallbad) | 80.17 | 94.2% | 2023-09-04 |
| 12849. | Hetler (0110011001100001011... | 80.17 | 97% | 2022-09-17 |
| 12850. | Kellen (kland14) | 80.17 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 12851. | Appl (applwood) | 80.17 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 12852. | Random (bogdanmironov) | 80.17 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
| 12853. | Alex (shreddy_typer) | 80.17 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 12854. | Roland (radambc) | 80.17 | 99% | 2023-05-24 |
| 12855. | Blake (samuryon) | 80.17 | 96% | 2017-01-17 |
| 12856. | J (jackbillplatypus) | 80.16 | 92% | 2016-09-25 |
| 12857. | ColdFire (livinggod29) | 80.16 | 98% | 2024-07-24 |
| 12858. | Mr (mraxolotl) | 80.16 | 95% | 2023-05-27 |
| 12859. | Fedor (fedor4994) | 80.16 | 97% | 2023-07-21 |
| 12860. | George (peposss) | 80.16 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
| 12861. | Blake (skidaddle) | 80.16 | 95% | 2017-12-01 |
| 12862. | Patrick (patrickstar13) | 80.16 | 97% | 2015-06-04 |
| 12863. | Tarazan (tarazan_169) | 80.15 | 98% | 2024-07-23 |
| 12864. | DiroDoku (dirodoku) | 80.15 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 12865. | Michael (baomoichoi122) | 80.15 | 97% | 2024-06-19 |
| 12866. | Jaime (jaimeathedisco) | 80.15 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
| 12867. | SaberTooth (boogalooga) | 80.15 | 97% | 2019-02-10 |
| 12868. | Hussain (hussain50) | 80.15 | 96% | 2018-12-20 |
| 12869. | John (mccornville) | 80.15 | 97% | 2019-03-15 |
| 12870. | Yusuke (tokyoprogramming) | 80.14 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
| 12871. | Meet (meet27) | 80.14 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 12872. | Brian (malachi77) | 80.14 | 99% | 2016-11-08 |
| 12873. | Danny (dropthetree) | 80.13 | 97.1% | 2024-11-29 |
| 12874. | :) (pennani) | 80.13 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 12875. | Veer (the_veer) | 80.13 | 95.6% | 2025-03-12 |
| 12876. | oli (olijuice) | 80.13 | 98% | 2016-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |