I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9695. | Eli (swannyaf) | 89.88 | 98% | 2024-04-17 |
| 9696. | Snowp (snowpmakes) | 89.87 | 96% | 2021-09-29 |
| 9697. | 3 Stars and a Sun (karlzero... | 89.87 | 97.6% | 2023-12-09 |
| 9698. | Cory (zevvaffle) | 89.87 | 98% | 2017-09-02 |
| 9699. | Srivatsava (srivatsava) | 89.87 | 98% | 2022-04-14 |
| 9700. | Madelaine (madtherad) | 89.87 | 99% | 2017-01-26 |
| 9701. | Rajeev (songoku003) | 89.86 | 99% | 2023-01-02 |
| 9702. | Jamee (jhaque17) | 89.86 | 98% | 2017-06-13 |
| 9703. | RudikOOO (rud1kooo) | 89.85 | 94.9% | 2025-02-19 |
| 9704. | Jack (jacksmurthwaite) | 89.85 | 98% | 2019-10-11 |
| 9705. | Mama Shi (shilouh) | 89.84 | 98% | 2023-07-29 |
| 9706. | Josue (jsevzq) | 89.84 | 98.9% | 2024-10-11 |
| 9707. | J (tsukijon) | 89.84 | 97.6% | 2023-12-01 |
| 9708. | david (jrdupd) | 89.84 | 100% | 2023-01-30 |
| 9709. | dander (skyyflakes) | 89.84 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
| 9710. | Liad (ozonzono) | 89.84 | 98.8% | 2023-10-12 |
| 9711. | Yusuf Tosun (haletefendi_ka... | 89.83 | 96% | 2025-01-16 |
| 9712. | Stepan (a_s_v) | 89.83 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
| 9713. | Piyush (piyush41y08h) | 89.83 | 98% | 2022-10-07 |
| 9714. | Jai (jaihacker) | 89.83 | 97% | 2022-08-04 |
| 9715. | Alfian (alfianzv) | 89.83 | 96.2% | 2023-09-27 |
| 9716. | Andy (casuallyannoying) | 89.83 | 95% | 2018-04-15 |
| 9717. | Felipe (elfpie) | 89.82 | 97% | 2022-11-13 |
| 9718. | aero (aeroagg15) | 89.82 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 9719. | John Paul (jpasensi) | 89.82 | 99% | 2021-03-03 |
| 9720. | lrr13 (lrr13) | 89.82 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
| 9721. | sweaty fingers (kumis) | 89.82 | 98% | 2018-05-10 |
| 9722. | inigo (indigo_july) | 89.82 | 99% | 2017-07-31 |
| 9723. | Ethan (theabnormalmnm) | 89.81 | 100% | 2022-10-16 |
| 9724. | Ian (iaaannn) | 89.81 | 96.6% | 2021-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |