You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 917. | Ava (spritemite) | 93.75 | 97% | 2018-10-28 |
| 918. | Jaunty (jaunty_jalopy) | 93.73 | 100% | 2019-01-14 |
| 919. | Carter (thecartel) | 93.72 | 97% | 2018-02-03 |
| 920. | Rick (miseration) | 93.69 | 96% | 2019-05-13 |
| 921. | Desh (quickzero) | 93.67 | 97% | 2020-09-15 |
| 922. | Aaron (rileymartin) | 93.66 | 98% | 2020-07-26 |
| 923. | Unigen (id3n) | 93.55 | 96% | 2020-04-13 |
| 924. | No (bambusnippel) | 93.54 | 98% | 2020-06-11 |
| 925. | ZlotZ (zlotz) | 93.54 | 95% | 2019-03-27 |
| 926. | Amr (amrhachicho) | 93.50 | 98% | 2018-06-07 |
| 927. | Sam (scoutamis123) | 93.49 | 97% | 2018-01-17 |
| 928. | Tim (tim28) | 93.49 | 98% | 2019-12-11 |
| 929. | Shireen (shir33n) | 93.48 | 98% | 2018-11-29 |
| 930. | Wuhchuknow (wuhchuknow) | 93.44 | 98% | 2019-04-17 |
| 931. | Dum (getintherobotshinji) | 93.40 | 98% | 2020-01-24 |
| 932. | Andre (smallchicken) | 93.39 | 97% | 2018-07-02 |
| 933. | Jai (jaideepjr) | 93.38 | 98% | 2018-01-15 |
| 934. | a_p (aperea) | 93.37 | 96% | 2019-08-29 |
| 935. | slow down (artaj) | 93.35 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| 936. | L (l____t) | 93.32 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
| 937. | Shoegum (shoegum) | 93.31 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
| 938. | arno (boxhill) | 93.29 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 939. | Marek (lypa) | 93.27 | 98% | 2019-07-31 |
| 940. | Faa (faa7) | 93.25 | 97% | 2019-05-22 |
| 941. | Jane (janeshepard) | 93.21 | 98% | 2019-09-30 |
| 942. | Exyiaevox (exyia) | 93.21 | 98% | 2019-09-28 |
| 943. | Hunter (hunter_5mith) | 93.16 | 98% | 2019-12-21 |
| 944. | Max (17maxklivans) | 93.16 | 96% | 2020-03-17 |
| 945. | ReaperX (reaperx_g0d) | 93.15 | 98% | 2020-07-22 |
| 946. | One last time (ubershah) | 93.15 | 97% | 2020-07-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |