As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5376. | Dom (disfordom) | 95.75 | 95% | 2015-08-13 |
5377. | Jason (acerpacemaker) | 95.74 | 98% | 2022-08-10 |
5378. | Chronopolize (chronopolize) | 95.74 | 98% | 2021-01-10 |
5379. | Egg (beizi) | 95.73 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
5380. | tstats[mikeoxlongfrfr] (mik... | 95.73 | 98% | 2023-05-26 |
5381. | Mehrdad (mhlplayer) | 95.72 | 95% | 2016-06-21 |
5382. | Dan (danbanica) | 95.71 | 97% | 2024-03-30 |
5383. | jervin (jervin14) | 95.71 | 98% | 2023-06-01 |
5384. | Conner (jabronee) | 95.70 | 96% | 2016-06-08 |
5385. | Denis (denis_dev) | 95.70 | 100% | 2023-01-20 |
5386. | William (mmailliw) | 95.70 | 98% | 2016-04-21 |
5387. | Joshua (manboys54) | 95.69 | 95.7% | 2023-10-08 |
5388. | Kpop,r&b (the_legend_of_thi... | 95.69 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
5389. | ballentine (drinkitup) | 95.69 | 97% | 2021-11-06 |
5390. | Cuan (capayo) | 95.69 | 98% | 2023-08-21 |
5391. | Reed1311 (reeduo) | 95.69 | 97% | 2017-11-19 |
5392. | Leimondu (roshia) | 95.68 | 97% | 2021-09-10 |
5393. | Jai (jaideepjr) | 95.68 | 99% | 2020-12-28 |
5394. | Mentosan (mentosan) | 95.68 | 98% | 2017-08-25 |
5395. | Brent (brentjones333) | 95.68 | 97% | 2015-04-28 |
5396. | King (kickpushcoast) | 95.67 | 98.4% | 2024-10-23 |
5397. | patrickass (patrickas) | 95.67 | 96% | 2024-10-23 |
5398. | Kevin (210w90k3) | 95.67 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
5399. | lol (lolspedicey) | 95.67 | 95% | 2024-12-27 |
5400. | P100 (close280) | 95.67 | 96.4% | 2024-06-13 |
5401. | Borger (mmfborgar) | 95.66 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
5402. | N (nchung) | 95.65 | 97% | 2017-07-03 |
5403. | 100 (soulitzer3) | 95.65 | 96% | 2017-01-26 |
5404. | Zicheng (bin_laggin) | 95.64 | 98% | 2023-01-26 |
5405. | Kenny (kennychiwa) | 95.64 | 96.8% | 2023-12-31 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |