As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
7860. | mindsight (mindsight912) | 88.95 | 97.3% | 2023-05-23 |
7861. | PMA (pmajellies) | 88.95 | 98% | 2020-12-05 |
7862. | James Harper (jamesharper566) | 88.94 | 98% | 2024-03-18 |
7863. | gloria (glorialostthegame) | 88.94 | 95% | 2021-05-19 |
7864. | Brett (brettshaw) | 88.94 | 97% | 2021-06-24 |
7865. | Jason (yaysan) | 88.94 | 98.2% | 2021-03-02 |
7866. | okkonishi (okkonishi) | 88.94 | 98% | 2020-09-28 |
7867. | 0rz0rz (thenine) | 88.94 | 99% | 2019-11-25 |
7868. | Shamil (shamil_98) | 88.94 | 95% | 2015-10-29 |
7869. | Joschka (derotanim) | 88.93 | 97% | 2024-11-13 |
7870. | Seth (seth9841) | 88.93 | 92% | 2016-05-06 |
7871. | Rip - Meech (bblgod) | 88.93 | 96.5% | 2023-07-18 |
7872. | - (waynelin14) | 88.92 | 94% | 2015-09-04 |
7873. | Yasarkadata (yasarkadata) | 88.92 | 97% | 2024-04-08 |
7874. | Ricky (istartyper) | 88.92 | 85% | 2017-03-12 |
7875. | Vivek (vivekvc) | 88.92 | 95.9% | 2023-09-01 |
7876. | Jae (jaepark) | 88.91 | 98% | 2017-10-27 |
7877. | Dark (dark_byte) | 88.91 | 97% | 2021-12-06 |
7878. | fatality (anurag9911) | 88.90 | 98.2% | 2025-04-07 |
7879. | TimApple (dualofdualisprimal) | 88.90 | 98% | 2016-04-27 |
7880. | Shahil Suresh (roylar_range... | 88.90 | 96% | 2023-03-04 |
7881. | Florian (jordanbelfort) | 88.90 | 98.6% | 2023-11-11 |
7882. | callum (changetowumbo) | 88.90 | 95% | 2017-01-07 |
7883. | Chase (xzenergy) | 88.90 | 97% | 2016-06-07 |
7884. | Julia (julezreid) | 88.89 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
7885. | DuhMarquis (dmy3) | 88.89 | 97% | 2022-08-19 |
7886. | yoshi (yoshifukui) | 88.88 | 97.8% | 2025-04-02 |
7887. | tryingtoimprove (nepalikto) | 88.88 | 98% | 2024-01-09 |
7888. | Sam (qroshi) | 88.88 | 97.2% | 2024-01-13 |
7889. | Nathaniel (natnnat) | 88.88 | 98% | 2022-07-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |