I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2945. | Godtyper (practicetype8781) | 75.17 | 96% | 2023-09-10 |
| 2946. | Colin (cmothersead) | 75.17 | 96.3% | 2024-01-16 |
| 2947. | Peaches (paeches8) | 75.14 | 97% | 2025-06-11 |
| 2948. | Rip - Meech (bblgod) | 75.10 | 95.5% | 2023-06-18 |
| 2949. | FreePalestine (dvorak_on_top) | 75.08 | 97% | 2023-09-26 |
| 2950. | Rocket (rocketdyje) | 75.07 | 95.7% | 2025-02-03 |
| 2951. | tstats[baekon3] (baekon3) | 75.05 | 96% | 2023-08-23 |
| 2952. | David (jabadahub25) | 75.03 | 98.4% | 2024-06-25 |
| 2953. | rofllex (rofllex) | 75.03 | 96.6% | 2023-05-26 |
| 2954. | Joey (joeyshoe2) | 75.02 | 96% | 2023-05-26 |
| 2955. | Chase (chasechai) | 75.02 | 96.1% | 2023-09-26 |
| 2956. | Ball Fondler (peepeemachine) | 74.99 | 95% | 2024-05-24 |
| 2957. | Ethan (ethan_w_06) | 74.98 | 98% | 2024-01-04 |
| 2958. | seigou (ninjawanko) | 74.95 | 94.3% | 2024-08-11 |
| 2959. | squidite (squidite) | 74.94 | 95.4% | 2024-05-13 |
| 2960. | Ilya (chopperxx) | 74.91 | 96% | 2024-05-04 |
| 2961. | Jackson (jackwpm) | 74.90 | 96% | 2025-02-24 |
| 2962. | Textrovert (zasekle) | 74.89 | 96.1% | 2023-12-19 |
| 2963. | Daan (macdann6) | 74.88 | 97.5% | 2023-11-14 |
| 2964. | James (hnirvana) | 74.81 | 97.3% | 2023-05-17 |
| 2965. | Puff (puffbitstyping) | 74.79 | 96% | 2023-11-08 |
| 2966. | _ (gglean) | 74.77 | 97.7% | 2023-10-11 |
| 2967. | Jason (goosejuice) | 74.77 | 95.2% | 2024-05-24 |
| 2968. | Ham (hammah713) | 74.76 | 97% | 2024-06-14 |
| 2969. | Evan (evari) | 74.72 | 94.4% | 2023-10-25 |
| 2970. | despicable (sanctum_) | 74.70 | 96% | 2023-06-06 |
| 2971. | atoi (atoi) | 74.69 | 97% | 2024-12-25 |
| 2972. | jail_penguin (oneillm288) | 74.68 | 98% | 2023-09-13 |
| 2973. | Eugenio Gonzalez (unnin8) | 74.66 | 96% | 2023-06-09 |
| 2974. | Mohamed Abdelfattah (mohame... | 74.64 | 95% | 2024-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |