I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11763. | Kakarot (kakarot930) | 82.16 | 95% | 2023-04-14 |
| 11764. | Micah (metro42) | 82.16 | 95% | 2024-01-29 |
| 11765. | Jack (jackschpeck) | 82.16 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
| 11766. | Ivanchon (ivaanhalen) | 82.16 | 99.2% | 2021-02-18 |
| 11767. | Ali (aloche) | 82.16 | 96% | 2018-01-12 |
| 11768. | Kat (kitty_c) | 82.16 | 91% | 2017-03-28 |
| 11769. | David (hydandata) | 82.16 | 96% | 2015-10-13 |
| 11770. | jb (woorie7) | 82.15 | 94% | 2016-05-14 |
| 11771. | BIG THINK (twitchnolantv) | 82.15 | 96% | 2019-09-16 |
| 11772. | farhan (imdarkish) | 82.15 | 95.8% | 2024-09-16 |
| 11773. | Jeremy (bygonebarley) | 82.15 | 96% | 2019-03-17 |
| 11774. | Jeffrey (reside) | 82.15 | 87% | 2016-03-24 |
| 11775. | Kombucha (k0mbucha) | 82.14 | 97% | 2020-01-04 |
| 11776. | Sean (smor729) | 82.14 | 97.3% | 2024-10-04 |
| 11777. | Lewis (lydenju) | 82.14 | 96% | 2021-06-10 |
| 11778. | BELIEVE-GOD (debss) | 82.14 | 90% | 2015-06-25 |
| 11779. | Mallory (pandums) | 82.13 | 96% | 2019-05-08 |
| 11780. | Dovy (dofka258) | 82.13 | 99.7% | 2025-01-21 |
| 11781. | Jack (jackthetyper) | 82.13 | 97% | 2017-12-13 |
| 11782. | Mason (mrnicejob) | 82.13 | 96% | 2015-05-20 |
| 11783. | TheLastRaulf (thelastraulf) | 82.12 | 96% | 2025-05-26 |
| 11784. | krisr17 (kk017) | 82.12 | 97% | 2022-04-16 |
| 11785. | Azri (omgitsabc) | 82.12 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 11786. | Big (bigboibay) | 82.12 | 98% | 2021-04-09 |
| 11787. | dann (raclino) | 82.12 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
| 11788. | Logan (laucian) | 82.12 | 98% | 2023-09-07 |
| 11789. | Roy (sisalt) | 82.12 | 89% | 2016-11-22 |
| 11790. | yuan (iwhatst4me) | 82.12 | 97% | 2016-03-01 |
| 11791. | York (yorkay) | 82.11 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
| 11792. | korn (itthikorn777) | 82.11 | 97% | 2022-08-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |