Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1530. | Sonny (sonson88) | 86.79 | 97% | 2017-11-26 |
| 1531. | Tommy (treemantom) | 86.77 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
| 1532. | 100% (100percentaccurate) | 86.75 | 96% | 2020-08-11 |
| 1533. | LLY (louispy) | 86.73 | 98% | 2019-09-13 |
| 1534. | Coect (coect) | 86.72 | 96% | 2018-11-13 |
| 1535. | can it be more laggy (rektl... | 86.68 | 96.9% | 2023-09-04 |
| 1536. | Phenoz (phenotypes) | 86.67 | 95% | 2020-08-11 |
| 1537. | I×Blazar×I (lblazarl) | 86.67 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 1538. | Julian (julian3k) | 86.67 | 98% | 2019-11-22 |
| 1539. | Ray (xray2) | 86.65 | 97% | 2019-04-06 |
| 1540. | Sam (samschmoll) | 86.65 | 96% | 2019-11-01 |
| 1541. | Alex (alex_crazy) | 86.64 | 97% | 2019-04-28 |
| 1542. | EdJr (edjr) | 86.62 | 99% | 2018-05-03 |
| 1543. | george (doctoras) | 86.62 | 99% | 2017-11-18 |
| 1544. | TRE45ON (tre45on) | 86.61 | 97% | 2019-10-04 |
| 1545. | Zach (encasedthought) | 86.59 | 97% | 2017-08-14 |
| 1546. | jack (jackracer23) | 86.58 | 98% | 2018-05-27 |
| 1547. | Cedric (cedrilicity) | 86.57 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 1548. | Ojas (sajo) | 86.53 | 97% | 2017-12-02 |
| 1549. | Gary (gtrak) | 86.49 | 98% | 2019-05-28 |
| 1550. | Roma (useflame) | 86.47 | 97% | 2020-03-07 |
| 1551. | Magehound (magehound) | 86.46 | 98% | 2019-08-06 |
| 1552. | Bentley (cheesyben) | 86.46 | 96% | 2020-02-09 |
| 1553. | alex (schafted361) | 86.46 | 98% | 2018-09-21 |
| 1554. | Alistair (uselessbassist) | 86.45 | 99% | 2018-09-08 |
| 1555. | sdfsdf (frogchan) | 86.44 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 1556. | Emeff (jefflar) | 86.43 | 98% | 2019-10-16 |
| 1557. | Ismail (shadowwalker3) | 86.43 | 96% | 2018-12-10 |
| 1558. | Scarrrz (scarrrz) | 86.42 | 98% | 2019-07-24 |
| 1559. | Cisco (typer_87) | 86.41 | 98% | 2020-04-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |