So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15512. | alien_super (alien_super) | 75.59 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 15513. | The (theinsider) | 75.59 | 97% | 2018-09-07 |
| 15514. | David (yishuman) | 75.58 | 89% | 2016-10-05 |
| 15515. | Travis (excuseyou) | 75.58 | 95% | 2013-09-27 |
| 15516. | kev (kilb0t) | 75.58 | 95% | 2018-06-08 |
| 15517. | Gavin (gaschindler) | 75.58 | 95% | 2018-12-06 |
| 15518. | aether (brighthammerxt) | 75.57 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 15519. | Rico (satoshi444) | 75.57 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
| 15520. | haley (haleym) | 75.57 | — | 2010-01-13 |
| 15521. | Jill (jillblack) | 75.56 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
| 15522. | Ridans (ridans) | 75.56 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 15523. | CS (brown2607) | 75.56 | 94% | 2017-04-07 |
| 15524. | David (butnall) | 75.56 | 97% | 2014-02-21 |
| 15525. | Munster (motserella) | 75.56 | 96% | 2022-03-18 |
| 15526. | vivek (viveklakshmank) | 75.56 | — | 2010-06-02 |
| 15527. | vaibhav (vaibhav1618) | 75.56 | 98% | 2012-05-20 |
| 15528. | Jun (jacketwithpockets) | 75.55 | 95% | 2021-11-21 |
| 15529. | Shawn (set276) | 75.55 | 92% | 2012-10-21 |
| 15530. | signam x (signam_x) | 75.55 | 96% | 2023-08-20 |
| 15531. | Asif Khan (asifkkkhan) | 75.55 | 99% | 2023-08-03 |
| 15532. | C (meektaco) | 75.55 | 97% | 2020-10-13 |
| 15533. | Jeremy (gamingbull) | 75.55 | 98% | 2017-10-05 |
| 15534. | Fernando (fermu) | 75.55 | 95% | 2015-11-13 |
| 15535. | nobuki77 (nobuki77) | 75.54 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
| 15536. | Kotaro (kotaro_qwerty) | 75.54 | 96% | 2021-08-29 |
| 15537. | Rhys (hondafit) | 75.54 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 15538. | Maciek (macio747) | 75.54 | 96% | 2021-12-12 |
| 15539. | Marco (deggamargo) | 75.54 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 15540. | i suck balls (fengoku) | 75.54 | 84% | 2015-11-29 |
| 15541. | Jaeyoon (orchestrategy) | 75.54 | 93% | 2012-06-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |