The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21790. | Maikl (maikl_c) | 69.37 | 96% | 2017-06-25 |
| 21791. | Ganzorig (ghostganzo) | 69.37 | 94% | 2016-09-07 |
| 21792. | Kramer (cosmonought) | 69.36 | 93% | 2016-07-26 |
| 21793. | Micheal (x3tsubasa) | 69.36 | 94% | 2016-12-22 |
| 21794. | Matt (purple_gorilla21) | 69.36 | 96% | 2021-05-23 |
| 21795. | phuong (phuongdong008) | 69.36 | 94% | 2012-04-22 |
| 21796. | Nick (envynav) | 69.35 | 97% | 2022-04-26 |
| 21797. | Ritvik (darkside07) | 69.35 | 96% | 2021-05-25 |
| 21798. | Memperor (memeemperor) | 69.35 | 96% | 2022-04-24 |
| 21799. | madina (madina_000000) | 69.35 | 95% | 2023-03-23 |
| 21800. | Piyush (lanslord11) | 69.35 | 95% | 2022-09-29 |
| 21801. | Austin (matchamilktea) | 69.35 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 21802. | Slugg (sluggthesnail) | 69.35 | 95% | 2021-03-09 |
| 21803. | Miracle- (nakatsumiuchiha) | 69.35 | 96% | 2018-06-20 |
| 21804. | Richard (aeolyus) | 69.35 | 94% | 2016-08-04 |
| 21805. | Gil (gil_vegliach) | 69.35 | 95% | 2016-03-12 |
| 21806. | Swetaketu (swetaketu51) | 69.34 | 98% | 2023-02-23 |
| 21807. | Long (phamlong0711) | 69.34 | 98% | 2023-03-21 |
| 21808. | Jack (jack_tran04) | 69.34 | 97% | 2020-05-07 |
| 21809. | kyuru (kyuru) | 69.34 | 96% | 2022-02-20 |
| 21810. | Daniel (danielpaanderson) | 69.34 | 98% | 2022-01-16 |
| 21811. | Pio (piosoesetio) | 69.34 | 90% | 2016-09-11 |
| 21812. | Redflamingo (redflamingo13) | 69.33 | 97% | 2016-03-02 |
| 21813. | ThPh (thph) | 69.33 | 97% | 2022-07-12 |
| 21814. | OhKGee (ohkgee) | 69.33 | 97% | 2022-06-18 |
| 21815. | Steven (engine210) | 69.33 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
| 21816. | カモにゃん☆ (camonyan) | 69.33 | 98% | 2011-11-22 |
| 21817. | ⚡Laxus⚡ (laxusdreyarv) | 69.33 | 95% | 2019-08-18 |
| 21818. | Hung (tekkan) | 69.32 | 98% | 2023-01-23 |
| 21819. | Byron (peace942) | 69.32 | — | 2008-09-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |