It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1009. | ndr2 (ndr2) | 94.02 | 98% | 2019-12-14 |
| 1010. | januarius (januarius) | 94.02 | 98% | 2017-12-21 |
| 1011. | Noah (ausertoremember) | 94.01 | 99% | 2019-09-30 |
| 1012. | Jerry (foxyphoton) | 93.96 | 98% | 2017-11-14 |
| 1013. | Chieh (leejaypiqq) | 93.96 | 99% | 2019-11-02 |
| 1014. | Colin (blank9167) | 93.91 | 97% | 2020-02-12 |
| 1015. | Honded (honded) | 93.89 | 98% | 2020-06-10 |
| 1016. | Jerome (babayaga36) | 93.88 | 99% | 2018-08-30 |
| 1017. | Coitus (curtisxuan) | 93.85 | 97% | 2019-01-16 |
| 1018. | Liz (lizchu413) | 93.84 | 98% | 2021-08-03 |
| 1019. | Eric (ejensen) | 93.83 | 98% | 2018-05-04 |
| 1020. | Harwinder (honeyageraccxr) | 93.80 | 98% | 2019-09-24 |
| 1021. | mickey (c2sulli) | 93.80 | 98% | 2020-02-27 |
| 1022. | wassabi657 (wassabi657) | 93.79 | 98% | 2020-10-11 |
| 1023. | Ilia (isilisi) | 93.78 | 98% | 2019-07-15 |
| 1024. | Grace (21gracer) | 93.76 | 97% | 2019-08-06 |
| 1025. | Wuhchuknow (wuhchu) | 93.74 | 99% | 2018-12-13 |
| 1026. | Icarus (puniture) | 93.74 | 96% | 2019-07-28 |
| 1027. | heartbeats (jack777) | 93.74 | 96% | 2018-12-22 |
| 1028. | Damion (damionwedd) | 93.71 | 98% | 2020-09-18 |
| 1029. | Lennart (lennartdg) | 93.71 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 1030. | vroom💤 (noprop) | 93.70 | 96% | 2020-01-17 |
| 1031. | Bianca Juliene (biancajuliene) | 93.70 | 95% | 2021-07-26 |
| 1032. | america's deadliest god (he... | 93.70 | 98% | 2017-09-28 |
| 1033. | Renata (pandanite) | 93.69 | 96% | 2019-02-02 |
| 1034. | Cau Be (caubelangthang) | 93.68 | 98% | 2020-08-24 |
| 1035. | Sonny (sonson88) | 93.67 | 98% | 2018-01-12 |
| 1036. | Brian (scorpyyy) | 93.63 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 1037. | burptodo (shadyxmd) | 93.63 | 97% | 2019-01-15 |
| 1038. | Mausz (jmann71) | 93.62 | 97% | 2018-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |