All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1978. | Walter (whunt5757) | 114.00 | 99% | 2022-10-04 |
| 1979. | $ (s1rens) | 114.00 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
| 1980. | fnrslvr (fnrslvr) | 114.00 | 100% | 2021-08-17 |
| 1981. | dude_BrahMan (dudebrahman) | 114.00 | 98% | 2020-02-09 |
| 1982. | Kevin (kinssbu) | 113.98 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 1983. | Michael (meta1) | 113.98 | 97% | 2021-12-29 |
| 1984. | merebanana (merebanana) | 113.93 | 99% | 2025-04-04 |
| 1985. | Kevin (kevinshley) | 113.93 | 98% | 2020-03-18 |
| 1986. | Chris (chrisvanish) | 113.92 | 98% | 2019-05-11 |
| 1987. | FreeHongKong (aquaficial) | 113.92 | 98% | 2020-04-24 |
| 1988. | (logan188mc) | 113.91 | 97.8% | 2024-07-01 |
| 1989. | Quynh (quynhessence) | 113.90 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| 1990. | Donald (mr_rice_plays) | 113.89 | 99.6% | 2023-08-25 |
| 1991. | Teru (carlosott) | 113.89 | 99% | 2022-07-12 |
| 1992. | Sam (bixbyhall) | 113.87 | 99% | 2023-05-30 |
| 1993. | brit (brittanylovexo) | 113.86 | 97% | 2021-12-17 |
| 1994. | Stefan (fortress_king) | 113.84 | 99% | 2025-05-23 |
| 1995. | NeverRage (solid_raiden) | 113.84 | 98% | 2023-06-07 |
| 1996. | heartbeats (jack777) | 113.84 | 98% | 2022-01-14 |
| 1997. | Jumz (mrpaperman) | 113.83 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 1998. | Tobbe (tobbe326) | 113.81 | 98.5% | 2024-04-11 |
| 1999. | Tull (torfindel) | 113.80 | 98% | 2018-01-03 |
| 2000. | BitcoinFTW! (atomec) | 113.79 | 98% | 2021-07-13 |
| 2001. | Blaziken (blas_) | 113.79 | 99% | 2020-12-29 |
| 2002. | Ji (urzz4eva) | 113.76 | 98% | 2021-12-27 |
| 2003. | boopsie (boopsicle) | 113.76 | 96% | 2020-08-29 |
| 2004. | Andy (demonicegg) | 113.76 | 99% | 2018-01-04 |
| 2005. | Legume (qbbqrl) | 113.75 | 98% | 2020-07-25 |
| 2006. | Richard (dicklash) | 113.75 | 100% | 2022-05-14 |
| 2007. | Lego (jigmyfish) | 113.74 | 98.2% | 2025-03-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |