As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2595. | Jenny (vel_type) | 108.64 | 98% | 2024-06-26 |
| 2596. | s. (capslooock) | 108.64 | 99% | 2019-04-04 |
| 2597. | Kian (uls_sanch) | 108.63 | 98% | 2024-06-26 |
| 2598. | abcdefg (fastpig) | 108.62 | 99% | 2017-12-05 |
| 2599. | Jordi (gorlok) | 108.62 | 99% | 2015-08-21 |
| 2600. | Jeff (twhjeffy) | 108.60 | 98% | 2016-06-16 |
| 2601. | (thegumbygoliath) | 108.60 | 100% | 2017-06-20 |
| 2602. | Nick (wyscaansin) | 108.59 | 99% | 2016-02-22 |
| 2603. | bar (the_barlat) | 108.59 | 89% | 2015-11-03 |
| 2604. | tivo (tivotavo) | 108.58 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 2605. | Markus (demonikuski) | 108.58 | 100% | 2016-02-17 |
| 2606. | Aaron (lowea) | 108.56 | 99% | 2020-03-30 |
| 2607. | Jento (jento) | 108.54 | 99% | 2022-09-01 |
| 2608. | Lachlan (thewindtornado) | 108.53 | 98% | 2020-01-27 |
| 2609. | Jacob (jakehaskeyboard) | 108.53 | 97% | 2022-10-13 |
| 2610. | Dustin (dustinofolino) | 108.53 | 99% | 2017-12-04 |
| 2611. | BORN_LOSER (someone_who_nee... | 108.51 | 98.6% | 2023-06-24 |
| 2612. | heartbeats (jack777) | 108.51 | 98% | 2018-10-30 |
| 2613. | Jason (buckbuck5646) | 108.50 | 97.9% | 2024-11-25 |
| 2614. | Norm (dwagner8) | 108.50 | 99% | 2016-07-30 |
| 2615. | bleys (bleys) | 108.49 | 98% | 2022-03-08 |
| 2616. | Quitters (race_pick_n_losers) | 108.49 | 98% | 2017-05-02 |
| 2617. | jazzfanboy (tong_tong) | 108.48 | 90% | 2015-07-16 |
| 2618. | Jordan (shannojg) | 108.47 | 97% | 2015-09-15 |
| 2619. | goblin (axeluri) | 108.46 | 97.4% | 2025-04-06 |
| 2620. | Xarius (notxarius) | 108.45 | 98% | 2023-10-01 |
| 2621. | dontdefense (dontdefense) | 108.44 | 97.8% | 2024-11-23 |
| 2622. | Ryan (lionryan) | 108.44 | 96% | 2023-08-07 |
| 2623. | jazon (jazonandes) | 108.44 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 2624. | Crow (crowmo81) | 108.44 | 98% | 2018-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |