I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11864. | Andrew (degh) | 80.76 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 11865. | Kyle (polylog) | 80.75 | 99% | 2023-04-16 |
| 11866. | Kyle (kylej88) | 80.75 | 97.2% | 2023-05-28 |
| 11867. | tristen (unitristen) | 80.75 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
| 11868. | Mal (dastard_dave) | 80.75 | 96% | 2022-04-23 |
| 11869. | Eugene (rawners) | 80.75 | 99.3% | 2024-11-19 |
| 11870. | lily (awyite) | 80.74 | 97% | 2024-02-06 |
| 11871. | 𝑎𝑠ℎ (ashenvelope) | 80.74 | 99% | 2021-12-10 |
| 11872. | Kotai (kotai) | 80.74 | 98% | 2022-04-23 |
| 11873. | seanghong (hongracer) | 80.74 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 11874. | Nic (scylla1) | 80.74 | 97% | 2020-06-07 |
| 11875. | Vaj (taychee) | 80.73 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 11876. | J-Money (jacobbeaudway) | 80.73 | 96% | 2023-08-30 |
| 11877. | Mint (mintalchemist) | 80.73 | 96.1% | 2021-01-30 |
| 11878. | Saman (kittipot1) | 80.73 | 95% | 2021-01-03 |
| 11879. | Yan (betterjanek) | 80.72 | 95.4% | 2023-12-24 |
| 11880. | Keibro (darkman664) | 80.71 | 97% | 2025-07-28 |
| 11881. | rae (rae29) | 80.71 | 96.2% | 2023-09-26 |
| 11882. | jacob (jabucjamba) | 80.71 | 96% | 2024-04-22 |
| 11883. | SpitaliaVI (benjy1232) | 80.71 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
| 11884. | Eric (symtomps) | 80.71 | 96% | 2022-06-15 |
| 11885. | Turi (haditoori) | 80.70 | 96% | 2022-06-11 |
| 11886. | neutron (neutronfreak) | 80.70 | 95% | 2022-07-09 |
| 11887. | jcm (jan500) | 80.70 | 99% | 2023-03-16 |
| 11888. | nt (nt_efiens) | 80.69 | 98% | 2023-02-15 |
| 11889. | Justin (go_minji) | 80.69 | 96% | 2022-01-26 |
| 11890. | Cheryl (cherylrox) | 80.69 | 97% | 2018-01-06 |
| 11891. | Always (alwayslast123) | 80.69 | 96% | 2017-09-17 |
| 11892. | NoStress (nostress313) | 80.69 | 97% | 2023-08-01 |
| 11893. | sıןʌɥɹ (s1lvhr) | 80.69 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |