Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1388. | Michael (khel_diente) | 66.99 | 96% | 2017-06-30 |
| 1389. | Luke (lrvideckis1) | 66.98 | 96% | 2018-11-29 |
| 1390. | Jeffrey (jshen13) | 66.95 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| 1391. | Josh (jwynn11) | 66.92 | 96% | 2017-09-20 |
| 1392. | Zeljko (zeljolemon123) | 66.91 | 96% | 2019-08-25 |
| 1393. | Zyma (lhende) | 66.91 | 97% | 2018-08-16 |
| 1394. | GNU先輩 (gnuman98) | 66.91 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
| 1395. | TheWookieeWay (thewookieeway) | 66.84 | 96% | 2018-07-08 |
| 1396. | envy (ayytsklmao) | 66.82 | 95% | 2018-03-18 |
| 1397. | Sam (sameertilva) | 66.78 | 95% | 2018-04-25 |
| 1398. | Vincent (vincesuuu1) | 66.74 | 98% | 2018-09-04 |
| 1399. | Aleksandar (a1eksandar) | 66.72 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 1400. | doh (dohmain) | 66.71 | 96% | 2019-02-08 |
| 1401. | Nocturnal_Tofu (entity_01) | 66.68 | 96% | 2018-08-02 |
| 1402. | Alex (gizmogizmo) | 66.66 | 98% | 2017-07-05 |
| 1403. | Shawn (dshawn) | 66.65 | 96% | 2018-08-16 |
| 1404. | Jaaceon (jaaceon) | 66.64 | 96% | 2019-05-13 |
| 1405. | Ashiq (hussain55555) | 66.63 | 97% | 2019-03-26 |
| 1406. | Peter (vividdreamer) | 66.62 | 98% | 2018-10-30 |
| 1407. | depebrhko (depebrhko) | 66.61 | 96% | 2018-08-23 |
| 1408. | Matthew (mstracy) | 66.59 | 97% | 2020-01-13 |
| 1409. | Mark Stanley (marklibid) | 66.58 | 96% | 2017-07-21 |
| 1410. | Max (xiinq) | 66.52 | 97% | 2019-09-11 |
| 1411. | Potato (lovlieice) | 66.50 | 97% | 2017-07-25 |
| 1412. | William (goscrios) | 66.47 | 95% | 2019-04-18 |
| 1413. | OneTree (onetreeinaforest) | 66.44 | 96% | 2018-09-13 |
| 1414. | (lwycsrc) | 66.37 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
| 1415. | Aawez (aawez) | 66.35 | 97% | 2019-01-26 |
| 1416. | pktenshi (zettai) | 66.35 | 96% | 2017-12-14 |
| 1417. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 66.35 | 96% | 2018-08-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |