Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4770. | ActiveUnique (activeunique) | 99.92 | 99% | 2015-06-15 |
| 4771. | Russell (rjonesx) | 99.91 | — | 2010-04-05 |
| 4772. | Victor (iusearchbtw) | 99.90 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
| 4773. | Boncho (bochl1n) | 99.90 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 4774. | Aditya (skymanaditya1) | 99.90 | 99% | 2023-04-06 |
| 4775. | Shaum (raka) | 99.90 | 97% | 2011-09-11 |
| 4776. | Mick (myuille) | 99.90 | 98% | 2013-02-05 |
| 4777. | Stefan (baltodk) | 99.90 | 96% | 2013-08-13 |
| 4778. | 66 (dogmouse) | 99.89 | 98% | 2013-09-28 |
| 4779. | Seb (stwice) | 99.89 | — | 2009-05-31 |
| 4780. | Mathew (rapewolf) | 99.89 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 4781. | gogadgetgirl (gogadgetgirl) | 99.88 | 98% | 2014-09-19 |
| 4782. | Aria7 (quitsallraces) | 99.88 | 98% | 2017-08-04 |
| 4783. | SirShrek69 (puffers23) | 99.88 | 98% | 2022-01-29 |
| 4784. | JT (xstacy) | 99.88 | 95% | 2012-10-10 |
| 4785. | Ted (xted) | 99.88 | 99% | 2018-11-05 |
| 4786. | mii (3111) | 99.87 | 96% | 2022-04-24 |
| 4787. | rasmus (rasmustja) | 99.87 | 90% | 2012-10-02 |
| 4788. | Jay (jayyyy) | 99.87 | 91% | 2015-09-23 |
| 4789. | tom (ixjnkeewnoxx) | 99.87 | 98% | 2017-07-02 |
| 4790. | Ali (bahjatia) | 99.86 | 97% | 2016-07-18 |
| 4791. | Amy Best Girl (anjexu) | 99.86 | — | 2010-10-20 |
| 4792. | Caleb (pupilwarrior) | 99.85 | 98% | 2012-09-23 |
| 4793. | soldano (soldano) | 99.84 | 99% | 2020-07-10 |
| 4794. | Jan (elapid) | 99.84 | 99% | 2019-09-01 |
| 4795. | matthew (fastertyperthanyou) | 99.84 | 98% | 2020-06-05 |
| 4796. | Lindsay (lindsayro1) | 99.84 | — | 2009-01-30 |
| 4797. | Steven (stevengeeky) | 99.84 | 98% | 2016-10-19 |
| 4798. | Kwsky7 (kwsky7) | 99.83 | 96% | 2016-05-18 |
| 4799. | Family Friendly User Name (... | 99.83 | 95% | 2016-12-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |