The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9589. | Dum Dumb (dumdumbrulz) | 90.09 | 94% | 2012-04-13 |
| 9590. | AJ (ilostqq) | 90.09 | 98% | 2012-03-29 |
| 9591. | Evan (funghi3) | 90.08 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
| 9592. | TheEnglishMajor (lehuyduc) | 90.08 | 94% | 2016-08-28 |
| 9593. | Brian (taters613) | 90.08 | 97% | 2021-10-25 |
| 9594. | S (pianomath97) | 90.08 | 95% | 2013-07-09 |
| 9595. | Kenn (klaw2212) | 90.08 | 96% | 2019-04-08 |
| 9596. | Casey (pck11800) | 90.07 | 99% | 2021-02-12 |
| 9597. | Navn (navee1292) | 90.07 | 96% | 2016-07-04 |
| 9598. | Lightening Crashes !! An ol... | 90.07 | 91% | 2013-02-21 |
| 9599. | necati (naydin) | 90.07 | 97% | 2014-05-02 |
| 9600. | Brian (euphoria101) | 90.07 | — | 2010-05-06 |
| 9601. | Rob (akelectronicsllc) | 90.06 | 98% | 2020-01-15 |
| 9602. | Jeffrey (jeff3yan) | 90.06 | 95% | 2013-08-20 |
| 9603. | Harrison (hbguy1234) | 90.06 | 97% | 2013-10-13 |
| 9604. | phil (ronald12) | 90.06 | 94% | 2013-07-31 |
| 9605. | Anil (merl1nn) | 90.05 | 98% | 2021-10-03 |
| 9606. | Nibit (nibit) | 90.05 | 98% | 2022-08-25 |
| 9607. | Love you Reckful (iwonlife) | 90.05 | 95% | 2020-11-14 |
| 9608. | Frank (highblood) | 90.05 | 98% | 2013-06-29 |
| 9609. | Jesse (senna1) | 90.05 | 91% | 2012-10-18 |
| 9610. | Apple (samiryounan37) | 90.05 | 90% | 2012-03-24 |
| 9611. | tom (ixjnkeewnoxx) | 90.05 | 96% | 2017-07-03 |
| 9612. | Eric (zaknafindel) | 90.04 | 97% | 2014-08-18 |
| 9613. | 🐢🐢🐢🐢 (amogh1420) | 90.04 | 97% | 2021-01-15 |
| 9614. | SLADE99 (slade99) | 90.04 | — | 2008-09-09 |
| 9615. | Nina (ninalam) | 90.04 | — | 2011-03-02 |
| 9616. | Natchanon (irmia223) | 90.03 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| 9617. | Schumacher (rossi46) | 90.03 | 97% | 2015-05-28 |
| 9618. | DrApe (howardshan) | 90.03 | 96% | 2014-05-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |