As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11907. | André (kreuzfeld) | 79.60 | 96% | 2016-01-19 |
| 11908. | (naverstop123) | 79.59 | 90% | 2016-04-09 |
| 11909. | Ashish (ashishhh) | 79.59 | 97% | 2017-11-02 |
| 11910. | (rawdogriley) | 79.58 | 99% | 2024-03-12 |
| 11911. | Semanta (the_who) | 79.58 | 99% | 2022-08-12 |
| 11912. | (typingdoge) | 79.58 | 94% | 2017-01-08 |
| 11913. | (juniperblossom) | 79.58 | 99% | 2016-09-27 |
| 11914. | Brett (megahash) | 79.57 | 96% | 2022-04-04 |
| 11915. | Hu Tao (hu_tao_c6) | 79.57 | 97% | 2024-09-02 |
| 11916. | (justawynaut) | 79.57 | 98% | 2018-03-05 |
| 11917. | somethingsomething (datpotato) | 79.57 | 99% | 2018-05-01 |
| 11918. | Samir (wickedl4ndo) | 79.57 | 95% | 2023-03-28 |
| 11919. | Cres (crespear) | 79.57 | 98% | 2021-11-02 |
| 11920. | (ryan81399) | 79.57 | 97% | 2017-12-10 |
| 11921. | (jasonfrazure) | 79.57 | 96% | 2016-01-15 |
| 11922. | Herlian (herlianzhang) | 79.57 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| 11923. | (wrk4thjkr) | 79.56 | 97% | 2025-09-03 |
| 11924. | A (andrewg124) | 79.56 | 97% | 2019-12-12 |
| 11925. | (lsomeonel) | 79.56 | 98% | 2020-08-15 |
| 11926. | Swaraj (swarajpande4) | 79.56 | 98% | 2021-06-15 |
| 11927. | (niloy2k76) | 79.56 | 98% | 2019-09-09 |
| 11928. | Ixbalanke (ixbalanke) | 79.56 | 100% | 2016-05-24 |
| 11929. | (littleasiankid8) | 79.55 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 11930. | Year (yearthree) | 79.55 | 95% | 2024-05-05 |
| 11931. | (geordstar123) | 79.55 | 92% | 2016-08-13 |
| 11932. | (someone845) | 79.54 | 97% | 2016-03-12 |
| 11933. | (quake2bestgame) | 79.54 | 99% | 2018-11-24 |
| 11934. | Olexiy (lexk) | 79.54 | 97% | 2023-05-17 |
| 11935. | Cell (cell) | 79.54 | 96% | 2016-07-21 |
| 11936. | Clovinlee (clovinlee) | 79.53 | 86% | 2015-11-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |