The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8580. | Kumar Charan (mr_kc) | 49.76 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
| 8581. | Bailey (berk) | 49.76 | — | 2009-04-24 |
| 8582. | â™ Birder (daltonman11) | 49.76 | 93% | 2014-02-06 |
| 8583. | Gail (jade2) | 49.76 | — | 2010-12-23 |
| 8584. | cya (cweetie) | 49.76 | 97% | 2013-12-11 |
| 8585. | Nitin (mintern) | 49.75 | 96% | 2021-05-27 |
| 8586. | Marc-André (axxes) | 49.75 | 93% | 2023-07-13 |
| 8587. | Faisal (nfj0143) | 49.75 | 82% | 2012-11-07 |
| 8588. | Tom (kobexoxo) | 49.75 | 93% | 2012-10-24 |
| 8589. | yagmurtastankaya-ing (yagmu... | 49.75 | 94% | 2015-03-03 |
| 8590. | Mariah (mariah31) | 49.74 | 96% | 2023-08-17 |
| 8591. | Sam (samparish) | 49.74 | 97% | 2018-01-14 |
| 8592. | coc (maquangtri) | 49.74 | — | 2010-07-10 |
| 8593. | Christopher (chesscello) | 49.74 | 93% | 2017-04-10 |
| 8594. | minikora (minikora) | 49.74 | — | 2009-11-06 |
| 8595. | ndin (ndin) | 49.74 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 8596. | Brenna (hermioneforthew1n) | 49.73 | 97% | 2023-07-30 |
| 8597. | mhaikey (mhaikey) | 49.73 | 85% | 2012-06-19 |
| 8598. | nguyen (xuanquyet) | 49.73 | 94% | 2013-02-28 |
| 8599. | FRANCISCO (iwon) | 49.73 | — | 2009-01-11 |
| 8600. | Cevi (cevi) | 49.73 | — | 2011-01-31 |
| 8601. | vaxo (vaxotivadze) | 49.72 | 95% | 2011-09-13 |
| 8602. | Abdullah (abdulah_a_f2008) | 49.72 | 97.3% | 2021-01-30 |
| 8603. | Shamz (noorie) | 49.72 | 94% | 2011-12-15 |
| 8604. | capital (cdelhi) | 49.72 | — | 2010-12-16 |
| 8605. | Ryan (rwhyan) | 49.72 | 90% | 2017-02-13 |
| 8606. | BaCtr0x (bactrox) | 49.71 | 94% | 2021-03-05 |
| 8607. | Oliver (oliverb) | 49.71 | 96% | 2017-06-26 |
| 8608. | S (mstreck) | 49.71 | — | 2009-08-19 |
| 8609. | Rohit (rawheattt) | 49.70 | 95% | 2021-11-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |