The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6053. | Kert (kertl) | 54.79 | 95% | 2023-03-17 |
| 6054. | Piefaceman (piefaceman) | 54.78 | 94% | 2013-04-12 |
| 6055. | SYC (xovxvox) | 54.78 | 95% | 2012-05-04 |
| 6056. | sakib (sakibmoon) | 54.78 | 99% | 2014-06-16 |
| 6057. | Nayeem (nh_nayeem) | 54.77 | 95% | 2022-07-20 |
| 6058. | Two - (twojokers) | 54.77 | 91% | 2016-05-03 |
| 6059. | Chris (cripsballin) | 54.76 | 99% | 2016-08-04 |
| 6060. | juan (juan_d_b_dvp) | 54.76 | — | 2009-07-09 |
| 6061. | Damian (excipit) | 54.76 | 96% | 2011-12-16 |
| 6062. | Tina (tinahan) | 54.76 | — | 2010-06-03 |
| 6063. | venz (venz) | 54.76 | 95% | 2011-11-02 |
| 6064. | akeel (akeel001) | 54.76 | 96.7% | 2021-02-12 |
| 6065. | Ficfiris (ficfiris) | 54.76 | 94% | 2021-04-27 |
| 6066. | DraKE (drake511) | 54.76 | 95% | 2023-07-11 |
| 6067. | JonnyB (jonnybird) | 54.76 | 92% | 2021-08-14 |
| 6068. | Vicente (vicenteteo) | 54.76 | 95% | 2015-12-03 |
| 6069. | Ivan (ivan_kt16) | 54.75 | 97% | 2018-02-07 |
| 6070. | zikk (zikk) | 54.75 | 93% | 2015-08-11 |
| 6071. | Ken (midknightisonline) | 54.75 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| 6072. | Mikolai (ladoga_monster) | 54.75 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 6073. | MICHAEL (mykehaymors) | 54.75 | 85% | 2016-10-10 |
| 6074. | Dan (danwest124) | 54.74 | 95% | 2021-03-27 |
| 6075. | Bhaskar (bhaskar942) | 54.74 | 95% | 2020-06-04 |
| 6076. | Prajin (prajinpt09) | 54.74 | 96% | 2023-08-27 |
| 6077. | Arslan Raza (arsalraza) | 54.74 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
| 6078. | Dean (stainedclass) | 54.74 | — | 2009-02-05 |
| 6079. | Tom (motionx) | 54.73 | 89% | 2012-10-20 |
| 6080. | Minh (taoleminh) | 54.73 | 97% | 2011-05-20 |
| 6081. | julius (julius_s) | 54.72 | 87% | 2015-02-11 |
| 6082. | lakantypes (lakantypes) | 54.72 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |