I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
—from The Office, a other by Greg Daniels
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 343. | Derwin (dwu123) | 81.98 | 98% | 2020-11-23 |
| 344. | sloth (mitchie98) | 81.81 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 345. | Satwik (satwik2708) | 81.78 | 98% | 2020-11-21 |
| 346. | Wan (zenag) | 81.76 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 347. | Aibek (aosmonov) | 81.69 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 348. | Sylptic (sylptic) | 81.59 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 349. | Cole (coleb117) | 81.43 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
| 350. | Lauren (lauren2020) | 81.43 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
| 351. | chris (llamas876) | 81.42 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 352. | Tom (mikeoxverylong) | 81.32 | 97% | 2020-11-14 |
| 353. | Axel (sector7) | 81.27 | 98% | 2020-12-03 |
| 354. | sleepyhead (1983civic) | 81.15 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 355. | Kranite (vg_infernozz) | 81.14 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 356. | Samuel (mao_ting_dew) | 81.14 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 357. | I12 (inot12) | 81.13 | 99% | 2020-12-04 |
| 358. | Puff (puffbro) | 81.10 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 359. | themommajeans (spammaam) | 81.08 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 360. | Henrik (iupgrade) | 81.08 | 96% | 2020-10-15 |
| 361. | MS (damanthc) | 80.71 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 362. | laerton (laerton) | 80.64 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 363. | munisystem (munisystem) | 80.49 | 99% | 2020-10-28 |
| 364. | wlliam (williamqwerty3) | 80.33 | 96% | 2020-12-03 |
| 365. | Shrey (1mynameshrey) | 80.20 | 96% | 2020-11-13 |
| 366. | Justine (noob3tc) | 80.14 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 367. | Ray (flexray) | 80.11 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 368. | J (average_typer95) | 80.09 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 369. | Autumn (act01) | 80.05 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 370. | Andrej (apalias) | 80.04 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 371. | CatShark (dodobunny) | 79.94 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
| 372. | Sebastien (hman45321) | 79.79 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
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| Default (English) | 1,566 | 106.21 | October 9, 2020 |
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