I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4645. | Ryan (ryss88) | 103.40 | 97% | 2024-02-01 |
| 4646. | ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ (memesis) | 103.40 | 99.7% | 2023-06-24 |
| 4647. | Brenna (crwn) | 103.39 | 96% | 2017-09-14 |
| 4648. | Random Typist (archnaea2) | 103.38 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 4649. | Lebron (lebananajames) | 103.38 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| 4650. | Papadroop (sonofadroop) | 103.38 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 4651. | ♡ (meretricious) | 103.38 | 98% | 2022-01-10 |
| 4652. | Vurt (vurt) | 103.37 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
| 4653. | rondep (rondep) | 103.37 | 98% | 2019-11-11 |
| 4654. | Macy (macylace) | 103.37 | 98.1% | 2023-08-29 |
| 4655. | John (molotov5) | 103.36 | 97% | 2022-06-15 |
| 4656. | Jonathan (jonathan_grise) | 103.35 | 98.7% | 2023-09-27 |
| 4657. | HMan (edhac) | 103.33 | 98% | 2020-12-30 |
| 4658. | Lai (laiyr) | 103.32 | 98% | 2021-07-11 |
| 4659. | Kate (marajadeskywalker) | 103.31 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| 4660. | Katappa (sim007) | 103.31 | 99% | 2018-11-25 |
| 4661. | Shelby (typo5) | 103.30 | 100% | 2022-06-09 |
| 4662. | Theodore (boss_baby_2) | 103.30 | 98% | 2023-03-21 |
| 4663. | Alex (equidorian) | 103.30 | 98% | 2019-04-08 |
| 4664. | Henrik (iupgrade) | 103.30 | 97.8% | 2021-01-30 |
| 4665. | Daisy (6bacondonuts) | 103.30 | 97% | 2024-11-17 |
| 4666. | eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (f... | 103.30 | 97% | 2025-06-11 |
| 4667. | Priyanshu (neo_trinity) | 103.29 | 98.4% | 2025-02-12 |
| 4668. | todd neal (toddnealfastcar) | 103.26 | 98% | 2024-02-08 |
| 4669. | Noireh (tirona_modhe) | 103.25 | 99% | 2023-04-12 |
| 4670. | 🔪 🌸🔪 🌸🔪 🌸... | 103.24 | 98% | 2021-07-04 |
| 4671. | Harru (mrharru) | 103.24 | 97% | 2024-07-18 |
| 4672. | Finn (finnark) | 103.24 | 96% | 2020-07-03 |
| 4673. | ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ (wha... | 103.24 | 99% | 2021-04-10 |
| 4674. | Kimikazee (squalo101) | 103.23 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |