I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8567. | Code (codename47) | 89.50 | 97% | 2019-08-22 |
| 8568. | Paul (yangaapaul) | 89.50 | 94% | 2016-11-01 |
| 8569. | cowboy (cowboy_behop) | 89.50 | 95% | 2022-02-11 |
| 8570. | David (funnerer) | 89.50 | 98% | 2016-03-23 |
| 8571. | Paul (jinzonam) | 89.50 | 98% | 2018-11-02 |
| 8572. | indiga (spacefunk) | 89.49 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 8573. | jserv23 (jserv23) | 89.49 | 97% | 2019-03-17 |
| 8574. | Varun Pratap Singh (malakh6... | 89.49 | 96.2% | 2024-01-03 |
| 8575. | Maxwell3145 (maxwell3145) | 89.49 | 95% | 2022-04-21 |
| 8576. | Antidot (antidotb0mba2k18) | 89.49 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 8577. | Faldi (faldir) | 89.49 | 98% | 2019-10-05 |
| 8578. | Kieran (glasses85) | 89.49 | 93% | 2015-06-07 |
| 8579. | Sudip (donda) | 89.48 | 97.1% | 2024-05-18 |
| 8580. | Adrian (adrianvn789) | 89.48 | 98% | 2021-06-03 |
| 8581. | Amar (supatypaxxx) | 89.47 | 96% | 2022-01-22 |
| 8582. | stryx (qwvl) | 89.47 | 97.3% | 2024-10-25 |
| 8583. | Adam (adamyoshi2184) | 89.46 | 97% | 2020-05-02 |
| 8584. | Ryan (jellyzerg) | 89.46 | 94% | 2016-09-04 |
| 8585. | Zeke (itzzeke) | 89.46 | 98% | 2019-09-22 |
| 8586. | tailatte (tailatte) | 89.45 | 98% | 2023-01-10 |
| 8587. | bepnill (bepnill) | 89.45 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 8588. | Haley (hkrause2) | 89.45 | 97% | 2019-10-15 |
| 8589. | lhpc (lhpc) | 89.45 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
| 8590. | Shoujo (shoujo) | 89.45 | 95% | 2021-02-06 |
| 8591. | Nonstoplink (nonstoplink2) | 89.43 | 96% | 2021-10-08 |
| 8592. | w (ohmygod__) | 89.43 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| 8593. | Juliann (shopify) | 89.43 | 95% | 2022-12-02 |
| 8594. | Thinh (thinhtr) | 89.42 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 8595. | A.H.M. (arceen) | 89.42 | 98% | 2023-05-29 |
| 8596. | duy (phanhuahuuduy) | 89.42 | 98% | 2023-09-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |