As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13873. | Brayden (braddin123) | 75.33 | 96% | 2021-09-22 |
| 13874. | Master (master_2010) | 75.33 | 97% | 2023-04-20 |
| 13875. | Send_Help (brantonmindl) | 75.33 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 13876. | Manuel (blackhell) | 75.33 | 96% | 2018-03-13 |
| 13877. | John (slappy116) | 75.33 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 13878. | Casper (casper8) | 75.32 | 98% | 2025-04-02 |
| 13879. | 12659829 (12659829) | 75.32 | 96% | 2024-05-06 |
| 13880. | bb823 (bb823) | 75.32 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
| 13881. | Kian (kianv) | 75.32 | 95.6% | 2024-01-05 |
| 13882. | drew (agent_grifter) | 75.32 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 13883. | Gormack (gormack) | 75.32 | 94% | 2015-06-19 |
| 13884. | Richard (richard123143) | 75.31 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 13885. | Sargis (sargispro) | 75.31 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
| 13886. | Hex (galaxyyyy) | 75.31 | 96% | 2020-01-06 |
| 13887. | Stefan (stefanbm) | 75.31 | 98% | 2022-11-09 |
| 13888. | Matteo (atteo1000) | 75.30 | 96.4% | 2023-05-31 |
| 13889. | Diego (dtorrejon) | 75.29 | 99% | 2017-10-27 |
| 13890. | Wen (legendxiang) | 75.29 | 95% | 2021-06-15 |
| 13891. | ItzRadicorn (itzradicorn) | 75.29 | 97% | 2021-02-10 |
| 13892. | Pol (crutchlow13) | 75.29 | 93% | 2017-03-03 |
| 13893. | ตาแดง (pitagorus) | 75.29 | 99% | 2019-04-16 |
| 13894. | Kevin (kmui2) | 75.28 | 98% | 2022-06-18 |
| 13895. | J (meep_morp) | 75.28 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 13896. | Ethan (ethancyx) | 75.28 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 13897. | Sander (sanderv3) | 75.28 | 97% | 2020-07-04 |
| 13898. | Gleb (passick) | 75.28 | 98% | 2019-05-24 |
| 13899. | Bislet (bislet) | 75.27 | 96% | 2025-02-15 |
| 13900. | 7alabsa (one_plus_one_equal... | 75.27 | 96.8% | 2024-03-18 |
| 13901. | Pasindu (pasinducw) | 75.27 | 93% | 2016-02-17 |
| 13902. | tstats[rajendra_thakur] (ra... | 75.27 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |