Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2759. | matt (matterz5) | 71.98 | 97% | 2020-02-19 |
| 2760. | Bob (bobxiong88) | 71.98 | 96% | 2019-12-11 |
| 2761. | uɐǝS (seanofabob) | 71.96 | 95% | 2019-11-20 |
| 2762. | Alien (half_alien) | 71.96 | 98% | 2021-08-15 |
| 2763. | BMO (balot2020) | 71.96 | 97% | 2020-01-13 |
| 2764. | Karan (iamkaran2) | 71.95 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 2765. | Last Michael (last_michael) | 71.92 | 97% | 2017-09-09 |
| 2766. | iglo3141 (iglo3141) | 71.92 | 98% | 2019-05-22 |
| 2767. | Rani (ron_22) | 71.91 | 96% | 2021-08-08 |
| 2768. | Gaspar (gaspimienta) | 71.91 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 2769. | sahin (sahinerbay) | 71.89 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
| 2770. | David (hugger69) | 71.89 | 98% | 2020-02-18 |
| 2771. | Brian (brianzq) | 71.88 | 97% | 2019-03-25 |
| 2772. | galei (galei) | 71.88 | 96% | 2017-09-11 |
| 2773. | Arvid (chilikorven) | 71.86 | 97% | 2018-08-11 |
| 2774. | Chinchin (mechanical1337) | 71.86 | 96% | 2017-09-29 |
| 2775. | wavecap (clutchkid) | 71.85 | 99% | 2019-08-23 |
| 2776. | Rhys (speedymole) | 71.85 | 95% | 2019-01-16 |
| 2777. | LuJkE (itsthot) | 71.85 | 96% | 2018-09-11 |
| 2778. | Wandy (wandynsky) | 71.84 | 96% | 2017-09-15 |
| 2779. | Taylor James (trogers91) | 71.83 | 99% | 2019-04-25 |
| 2780. | I choke evrytiem (sandelius) | 71.82 | 97% | 2018-01-09 |
| 2781. | 🐌 (adas291) | 71.80 | 98% | 2019-04-19 |
| 2782. | Patrick (jpporter) | 71.80 | 96% | 2018-04-28 |
| 2783. | Kevin (slasherkev) | 71.78 | 98% | 2018-03-28 |
| 2784. | Michael (abyssofoblivion) | 71.74 | 97% | 2019-02-01 |
| 2785. | Captain (captaincustom) | 71.74 | 95% | 2020-01-06 |
| 2786. | Cody (codst_lh) | 71.71 | 96% | 2020-02-08 |
| 2787. | Benjamin (egg20) | 71.70 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 2788. | wtf am i doing with my life... | 71.70 | 96% | 2017-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |