The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25756. | Askhat (askhatkbtu) | 62.99 | 89% | 2015-11-09 |
| 25757. | Fadzlan (fadzlan) | 62.99 | 92% | 2017-05-29 |
| 25758. | usagi704 (usagi704) | 62.99 | 99% | 2021-11-13 |
| 25759. | don (dandhi) | 62.99 | 95% | 2021-02-24 |
| 25760. | Balapan (kejardakukaukutang... | 62.99 | 95% | 2012-04-01 |
| 25761. | Myra (xmyrained) | 62.98 | 97% | 2017-08-16 |
| 25762. | Zuck (zuckerburger) | 62.98 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 25763. | Rual (rual09) | 62.98 | 95% | 2015-05-14 |
| 25764. | tonami (taskbearer) | 62.98 | — | 2009-03-29 |
| 25765. | Farhan Sadiq (rhythm1028) | 62.97 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 25766. | Speedy (speedycuberguy) | 62.97 | 96% | 2017-12-10 |
| 25767. | TheIronFalcon (marcusjbush) | 62.97 | 98% | 2023-09-19 |
| 25768. | Anstasia Strauss (ana_strau... | 62.97 | 96.5% | 2023-10-24 |
| 25769. | Marlon (mgr47) | 62.97 | 96% | 2021-11-17 |
| 25770. | jose (joseemanez) | 62.97 | — | 2008-11-13 |
| 25771. | BOOM (boomsixes) | 62.97 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| 25772. | priyansh (itsspriyansh) | 62.96 | 95% | 2022-05-16 |
| 25773. | Doon (doonichan) | 62.96 | 94% | 2021-06-04 |
| 25774. | Trinnawat (trinnawat) | 62.96 | 96% | 2012-05-05 |
| 25775. | ㅤ (bazar397) | 62.96 | 95% | 2019-08-26 |
| 25776. | Lina (old6) | 62.95 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
| 25777. | Jeffrey (deuce1196) | 62.95 | 93.8% | 2021-02-14 |
| 25778. | CHris (kungpaobaowow) | 62.95 | 97% | 2017-08-17 |
| 25779. | NorthernNinja (northernninj... | 62.95 | 95% | 2018-01-31 |
| 25780. | Frank (fzzzz) | 62.94 | 97.1% | 2023-10-14 |
| 25781. | Katakuri (griya_borobudur) | 62.94 | 98% | 2022-07-04 |
| 25782. | janez (zzzblj) | 62.94 | 95% | 2016-02-24 |
| 25783. | trungtanbui@gmail.com (trun... | 62.94 | — | 2009-04-09 |
| 25784. | Tim (wayofwolf) | 62.94 | 92% | 2014-10-27 |
| 25785. | THANK YOU (qwertydude6) | 62.94 | 94% | 2013-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |