And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32873. | barry (mixhype) | 58.02 | — | 2010-05-07 |
| 32874. | Grammy (pyrex) | 58.02 | 94% | 2016-04-02 |
| 32875. | Shahriar (jubayer03) | 58.02 | 96% | 2022-09-03 |
| 32876. | Eric (kusikimi) | 58.02 | 95% | 2019-01-03 |
| 32877. | VJCP (vpads) | 58.02 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 32878. | T.Hex (rrgautam93) | 58.01 | 92% | 2015-06-03 |
| 32879. | Dhanushka (dnush) | 58.01 | 94% | 2020-11-10 |
| 32880. | Rei (reitch) | 58.01 | 94% | 2013-11-07 |
| 32881. | James (jjhertz) | 58.00 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
| 32882. | Esmael (esmael_) | 58.00 | 92.7% | 2023-09-15 |
| 32883. | mr.purpose24 (hacker51) | 58.00 | 95% | 2020-10-15 |
| 32884. | Jackie (jdeboer120) | 58.00 | 94% | 2011-06-09 |
| 32885. | Holobaymau (ngongiotrang) | 58.00 | 96% | 2012-12-19 |
| 32886. | Jason (jasonguenther123) | 58.00 | 85% | 2016-12-24 |
| 32887. | fahim ashhab (ash_bot) | 58.00 | 96.8% | 2023-10-29 |
| 32888. | unholy (virus_) | 58.00 | 97% | 2022-07-02 |
| 32889. | ventura (ventura127) | 57.99 | 95% | 2023-01-11 |
| 32890. | priyansh (itsspriyansh) | 57.99 | 95% | 2022-04-12 |
| 32891. | Dylan (supagda) | 57.99 | — | 2011-03-03 |
| 32892. | Azhar (tozar) | 57.99 | 90% | 2016-01-31 |
| 32893. | David Michael (portdavenport) | 57.99 | 93% | 2014-08-13 |
| 32894. | David (davidp298) | 57.99 | 86% | 2016-11-07 |
| 32895. | achraf (megus1) | 57.98 | 95% | 2022-01-23 |
| 32896. | Antony (antonleghost) | 57.98 | 95% | 2019-10-02 |
| 32897. | catherine (jadevine) | 57.98 | 94% | 2011-10-21 |
| 32898. | Lalit Kumar (lalitkumar) | 57.98 | 96.2% | 2023-10-10 |
| 32899. | Chra (chradora) | 57.97 | 99% | 2022-08-21 |
| 32900. | Bennett (bennito4) | 57.97 | 91% | 2015-02-13 |
| 32901. | Elliot (eedog22) | 57.97 | 95% | 2022-12-20 |
| 32902. | Luis David (thefer88) | 57.97 | 93% | 2020-11-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |