The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5605. | (soulshok) | 100.16 | 98% | 2012-05-13 |
| 5606. | (kkmok) | 100.15 | — | 2010-12-10 |
| 5607. | (jaguar21) | 100.15 | 98% | 2015-04-25 |
| 5608. | Sivaganesh (sivaganesh) | 100.14 | 99% | 2012-08-07 |
| 5609. | (peanutfish) | 100.13 | 97% | 2017-06-12 |
| 5610. | (monkeymanhs) | 100.13 | 98% | 2020-04-23 |
| 5611. | (shirley56) | 100.13 | 99% | 2013-06-07 |
| 5612. | Kim (nankky) | 100.12 | 96% | 2013-06-18 |
| 5613. | Nobody (therealtrudeau) | 100.11 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
| 5614. | Neodymium (neodytrium) | 100.11 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
| 5615. | (arialys) | 100.10 | 94% | 2013-04-09 |
| 5616. | (weiyd) | 100.10 | 97% | 2021-11-19 |
| 5617. | (jonne_b) | 100.10 | — | 2010-03-12 |
| 5618. | Alex (joethestickguy) | 100.09 | 96% | 2023-03-31 |
| 5619. | (suzuyajuuzou) | 100.09 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 5620. | (sorapally) | 100.09 | 96% | 2015-01-06 |
| 5621. | ThisIsHowWeRoll!! (another_... | 100.08 | 97% | 2012-10-04 |
| 5622. | (telekiwi) | 100.08 | 98% | 2019-05-28 |
| 5623. | Matteo (itsmathimself) | 100.08 | 97% | 2020-11-08 |
| 5624. | (therevolution) | 100.08 | 95% | 2011-09-09 |
| 5625. | Carter (thecartel) | 100.08 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
| 5626. | (splatt0407) | 100.07 | 97.5% | 2023-07-27 |
| 5627. | yasir (yasir1983) | 100.07 | 98% | 2015-10-15 |
| 5628. | (thefreighttrain) | 100.07 | 98% | 2020-10-20 |
| 5629. | (rustyz) | 100.07 | 90% | 2015-10-20 |
| 5630. | Sungyou (strye) | 100.07 | — | 2009-02-22 |
| 5631. | (sildrig) | 100.06 | 97% | 2018-01-07 |
| 5632. | (speedbear) | 100.05 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 5633. | (kiwi97k) | 100.04 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
| 5634. | (hl1925) | 100.04 | 95% | 2016-07-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |