I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3918. | 🦀Antique (ant1que) | 107.05 | 99% | 2019-12-22 |
| 3919. | William (massivelegendd) | 107.05 | 97% | 2024-02-27 |
| 3920. | raz🐢 (razman) | 107.04 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| 3921. | Green (green1) | 107.04 | 98% | 2020-12-26 |
| 3922. | Topac (9topac) | 107.04 | 97.9% | 2025-02-20 |
| 3923. | Carrot (ash12449) | 107.04 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
| 3924. | Salmon (pillowend) | 107.04 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 3925. | m3r8 (m3r8) | 107.04 | 98% | 2022-10-14 |
| 3926. | Joseph (josefmcbrosef) | 107.02 | 98.7% | 2023-10-09 |
| 3927. | 7777 😂 (frozenbagsmelting) | 107.02 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 3928. | Golden0wnz (golden0wnz) | 107.02 | 99% | 2025-08-01 |
| 3929. | Dill (dillcapote) | 107.01 | 99% | 2018-04-23 |
| 3930. | Ivan (arkcht) | 107.01 | 99% | 2020-08-06 |
| 3931. | ronaldo (ronaldo_gao) | 107.00 | 99% | 2019-01-26 |
| 3932. | ФРАНЦУЗСКИЙ (roo... | 106.99 | 96% | 2023-01-15 |
| 3933. | Jaxson (jaxxxson) | 106.99 | 99% | 2021-01-25 |
| 3934. | Woody (itskindapanda) | 106.98 | 98% | 2024-08-05 |
| 3935. | Steph (lets_race0101) | 106.97 | 100% | 2021-05-30 |
| 3936. | RookieWasp (rookie_wasp) | 106.97 | 99% | 2025-01-08 |
| 3937. | Biggus (drthunderface) | 106.96 | 99% | 2021-11-02 |
| 3938. | andy (yourmumgey) | 106.96 | 99% | 2021-09-28 |
| 3939. | William (sneakywill) | 106.96 | 98% | 2020-04-10 |
| 3940. | Joe (joejoeforcepush) | 106.95 | 97% | 2021-05-05 |
| 3941. | URDI (ghotifilet49) | 106.95 | 98% | 2024-07-19 |
| 3942. | Z. (zazz4) | 106.95 | 97% | 2022-03-13 |
| 3943. | patzer (tip3) | 106.94 | 99% | 2018-09-26 |
| 3944. | Emma (emma_sau) | 106.93 | 98.4% | 2021-01-30 |
| 3945. | yakisoba (yakisobaa) | 106.93 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
| 3946. | Adam (adamsalem) | 106.92 | 98% | 2019-01-20 |
| 3947. | ??? (teslacia) | 106.92 | 98% | 2021-11-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |