And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4261. | Zariski (zariski) | 115.38 | 98% | 2022-12-10 |
| 4262. | Pichi (bionickraken) | 115.38 | 96% | 2016-11-10 |
| 4263. | Sophia (小雪） (renissia) | 115.38 | 98% | 2015-10-20 |
| 4264. | Karen (karen12) | 115.37 | 99% | 2014-12-02 |
| 4265. | Andrew (slimyhobo) | 115.36 | 96% | 2013-11-11 |
| 4266. | Anthony (dragonyasuo) | 115.36 | 98% | 2017-09-22 |
| 4267. | Niel (ohheyitsniel) | 115.36 | 99% | 2013-12-23 |
| 4268. | ☆ Alex ☆ (russianrickja... | 115.35 | 94% | 2015-09-06 |
| 4269. | jnpplf (jnpplf) | 115.34 | 97% | 2013-06-26 |
| 4270. | 而自遇見你 惡夢就... | 115.34 | 98.8% | 2023-06-22 |
| 4271. | Kingpin (kingpin) | 115.33 | 98% | 2014-03-05 |
| 4272. | Lence (lence88) | 115.33 | 97% | 2018-09-11 |
| 4273. | JD (jdillius) | 115.33 | 100% | 2014-10-01 |
| 4274. | Rain (xxren) | 115.32 | 98% | 2020-11-06 |
| 4275. | Scott (wuzertheloser) | 115.32 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 4276. | das (dasdvorak) | 115.31 | 97% | 2012-02-25 |
| 4277. | Kathy (itskathylol) | 115.30 | 89% | 2011-06-09 |
| 4278. | Never Quit (neverquit) | 115.30 | — | 2009-08-12 |
| 4279. | Charles (javabaklava) | 115.28 | 98% | 2017-03-15 |
| 4280. | Cid (cidneon) | 115.28 | 100% | 2022-03-19 |
| 4281. | chipy (chipysmile) | 115.26 | 99% | 2017-06-16 |
| 4282. | discbox_qwerty (discbox_qwe... | 115.26 | 99% | 2013-05-22 |
| 4283. | Jamie (undeadlegion) | 115.26 | 97% | 2011-11-07 |
| 4284. | Toler (dimsun) | 115.26 | 96% | 2015-02-25 |
| 4285. | Douglas (neodhed) | 115.25 | — | 2009-12-27 |
| 4286. | Alex (ahouse101) | 115.25 | 96% | 2015-06-21 |
| 4287. | Patrick (agentpark104) | 115.24 | 98% | 2013-02-23 |
| 4288. | Scripte (scripte) | 115.24 | 94% | 2012-10-07 |
| 4289. | S (kneazle01) | 115.24 | 93% | 2012-02-13 |
| 4290. | suiso (suisosan) | 115.24 | 98% | 2015-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |