Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4981. | Adil (adika_r) | 60.86 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 4982. | Eduard (diablete17) | 60.84 | 96% | 2017-08-27 |
| 4983. | Typer (pjottur) | 60.84 | 98% | 2020-06-24 |
| 4984. | Jan (ingenieur) | 60.83 | 96% | 2020-10-17 |
| 4985. | RAY (imma_fail) | 60.83 | 97% | 2017-07-05 |
| 4986. | Gustav (gustavelmqvist) | 60.80 | 96% | 2017-09-23 |
| 4987. | Logan (thunderst0rm) | 60.78 | 97% | 2019-02-05 |
| 4988. | Triet (damadoko) | 60.78 | 97% | 2020-02-07 |
| 4989. | Thomas André (tosse) | 60.77 | 96% | 2018-10-16 |
| 4990. | Brian (bbreezzy) | 60.77 | 95% | 2019-03-23 |
| 4991. | Bartek (barti) | 60.77 | 96% | 2019-03-03 |
| 4992. | Dog (nickiboyz) | 60.76 | 95% | 2017-10-25 |
| 4993. | Адлет (adlet01) | 60.76 | 97% | 2017-09-28 |
| 4994. | sean (tak32) | 60.75 | 94% | 2020-12-01 |
| 4995. | Pragyan (swordfish999) | 60.74 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
| 4996. | pickleddillo (viigavic) | 60.74 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 4997. | Joy (joy_1) | 60.73 | 96% | 2019-09-15 |
| 4998. | Jim (its_jim) | 60.73 | 95% | 2017-10-04 |
| 4999. | Vu (vuta) | 60.73 | 96% | 2018-12-26 |
| 5000. | Kusahgra (kushagra813) | 60.72 | 95% | 2018-04-15 |
| 5001. | Alex (areinisch) | 60.71 | 99% | 2017-11-15 |
| 5002. | TSpin (all_type) | 60.69 | 95% | 2018-11-11 |
| 5003. | Kaiten (kaitenlol) | 60.68 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
| 5004. | Ben Dover (cheeesehoe) | 60.68 | 94% | 2020-09-25 |
| 5005. | Ghosthunter_09 (ohmymeme) | 60.65 | 93% | 2019-11-28 |
| 5006. | random (waltersgo) | 60.64 | 95% | 2019-03-04 |
| 5007. | Nobody (anhddo) | 60.64 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
| 5008. | Gaby (dogesloth) | 60.63 | 94% | 2018-01-07 |
| 5009. | Jamie (troopahhh) | 60.63 | 94% | 2017-10-31 |
| 5010. | Nima (eramthgin) | 60.62 | 97% | 2020-03-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |