I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17994. | (aninactive) | 68.44 | 95% | 2020-09-21 |
| 17995. | Nicholas (nickztv) | 68.43 | 97% | 2017-08-31 |
| 17996. | Lightning (thecarsfan) | 68.43 | 98% | 2023-09-12 |
| 17997. | Chat (chat_ro) | 68.43 | 97.2% | 2023-05-20 |
| 17998. | Andrew (andrewpalet) | 68.43 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 17999. | NJ (njc99) | 68.43 | 99% | 2023-05-25 |
| 18000. | Puff (puffbro) | 68.43 | 96.4% | 2024-05-01 |
| 18001. | Jo (oyangjo) | 68.43 | 98% | 2022-02-18 |
| 18002. | Guillermo (andragoner) | 68.43 | 94% | 2017-08-15 |
| 18003. | krzsombi (krzsombi) | 68.42 | 97% | 2023-03-06 |
| 18004. | Hello (venox11) | 68.42 | 95.3% | 2023-06-08 |
| 18005. | Alikhan (alikhanzhamankhan_... | 68.42 | 95% | 2022-04-06 |
| 18006. | David (david21321321) | 68.41 | 95.7% | 2025-06-03 |
| 18007. | Ichimid (fm1d) | 68.41 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 18008. | 140 (140_wpm) | 68.41 | 95% | 2023-04-06 |
| 18009. | ang (angelah) | 68.40 | 96.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| 18010. | Mark (tehone4u) | 68.39 | 93% | 2021-09-15 |
| 18011. | emily (embarry27) | 68.39 | 97% | 2021-02-22 |
| 18012. | Uniteled (uniteledhun) | 68.39 | 91% | 2017-03-19 |
| 18013. | Jim (its_jim) | 68.39 | 97% | 2017-10-11 |
| 18014. | Cristi (sup3rfly) | 68.39 | 93% | 2017-02-06 |
| 18015. | The Anecdote of 10 Fingers ... | 68.38 | 99% | 2022-09-30 |
| 18016. | wesley (theempiretriescrack) | 68.38 | 93% | 2022-09-08 |
| 18017. | drew (agent_grifter) | 68.37 | 96% | 2023-02-20 |
| 18018. | Manutsawee (mnswstt) | 68.37 | 96% | 2023-01-17 |
| 18019. | sammm (weirdosam) | 68.37 | 95% | 2021-09-02 |
| 18020. | a (mrjor) | 68.37 | 93% | 2017-01-24 |
| 18021. | Brandon (brego94) | 68.37 | 97% | 2017-09-02 |
| 18022. | Noah (onsides) | 68.36 | 99% | 2023-05-19 |
| 18023. | Taheer (slayer_apparently) | 68.36 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |