So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13313. | Jose Manuel (slowmanl0l) | 78.75 | 97% | 2021-10-27 |
13314. | EJ (clarencedc) | 78.75 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
13315. | Hex (galaxyyyy) | 78.75 | 97% | 2020-05-24 |
13316. | Hillary (typeymane) | 78.75 | 97% | 2017-09-12 |
13317. | Sangi (sangi38) | 78.75 | 98% | 2019-08-02 |
13318. | dje (djebou) | 78.74 | 97% | 2011-07-23 |
13319. | WizardSpartan (wizardspartan) | 78.74 | 96% | 2020-05-31 |
13320. | Linn (runner_of_the_sun) | 78.74 | 96% | 2012-12-06 |
13321. | tobias (thandschin) | 78.74 | 97.1% | 2021-02-05 |
13322. | shaun (shaun1234) | 78.74 | 92% | 2016-06-18 |
13323. | Phuong (cuti3m00n) | 78.74 | 98% | 2012-09-14 |
13324. | 1834 (busey) | 78.74 | 96% | 2015-10-23 |
13325. | M (maximilian04) | 78.73 | 98% | 2019-05-23 |
13326. | xerb (xerb) | 78.73 | 96% | 2020-09-04 |
13327. | kdrjordan (kdrjordan) | 78.73 | 96% | 2023-07-21 |
13328. | 青豆 (aydoo) | 78.73 | 97% | 2019-09-06 |
13329. | Declan (2soup4declan) | 78.72 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
13330. | fikki (fikki) | 78.72 | — | 2009-03-10 |
13331. | MrPr3sident (mrpr3sident) | 78.72 | 96% | 2017-07-23 |
13332. | Ismail (ismailo) | 78.72 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
13333. | Eric (isoh) | 78.72 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
13334. | Andrea (aerdna12) | 78.72 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
13335. | Emile (hemile) | 78.71 | 96% | 2013-12-14 |
13336. | Peter (aloyr) | 78.71 | 95% | 2016-02-20 |
13337. | Kelsey (kelseyhigham) | 78.71 | — | 2010-05-17 |
13338. | Ceri (ceriser) | 78.71 | 95% | 2014-06-03 |
13339. | Max (winstonlisa) | 78.70 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
13340. | NEM0 (saybloo) | 78.70 | 96% | 2020-07-10 |
13341. | Lars (aaberg) | 78.70 | 96% | 2021-04-18 |
13342. | Sirens (hano15) | 78.70 | 95% | 2013-09-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |