Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3703. | Sheaf (sheafshock) | 65.61 | 95% | 2020-06-25 |
| 3704. | ok (herbaltea) | 65.61 | 94% | 2019-07-24 |
| 3705. | Micheal (x3tsubasa) | 65.58 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
| 3706. | Christian (xtian_olympus) | 65.58 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 3707. | Hadi (charaka) | 65.58 | 98% | 2019-03-12 |
| 3708. | Lijin (lijinkurian) | 65.57 | 96% | 2018-04-21 |
| 3709. | Brock (brockbnntt) | 65.55 | 95% | 2021-08-16 |
| 3710. | Aaron (wayku) | 65.55 | 97% | 2017-11-30 |
| 3711. | Lars (aaberg) | 65.55 | 95% | 2018-04-07 |
| 3712. | Dabber (xzy331) | 65.55 | 95% | 2019-08-09 |
| 3713. | Joshua (wthjosh) | 65.55 | 94% | 2017-10-21 |
| 3714. | Aldrin (adablaza) | 65.55 | 98% | 2018-02-21 |
| 3715. | YS (stramba5) | 65.50 | 99% | 2019-04-23 |
| 3716. | e (atheneye) | 65.49 | 98% | 2018-10-04 |
| 3717. | Maruken (maruken) | 65.49 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 3718. | Kumar (kumar_thapa1) | 65.49 | 97% | 2019-07-09 |
| 3719. | Noah (iexcelerate) | 65.47 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 3720. | Thomas (isnotavailable_isno... | 65.47 | 96% | 2018-05-07 |
| 3721. | shadmehr (megacrocodile) | 65.45 | 94% | 2021-08-09 |
| 3722. | Stijn (stijnmeijssen) | 65.45 | 95% | 2020-12-08 |
| 3723. | Aurimas (auripay) | 65.44 | 97% | 2020-05-10 |
| 3724. | Not (muharemovic123) | 65.43 | 97% | 2017-10-13 |
| 3725. | Keago (keago) | 65.42 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
| 3726. | H A N S (hans_bk) | 65.41 | 95% | 2020-03-16 |
| 3727. | jim (mrsista) | 65.38 | 95% | 2021-07-31 |
| 3728. | Magz (magzse7en) | 65.38 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 3729. | Josh (draveenn) | 65.36 | 95% | 2018-10-02 |
| 3730. | DeeDee (deedee09) | 65.36 | 99% | 2019-07-30 |
| 3731. | Tom (mikeoxverylong) | 65.34 | 96% | 2020-05-02 |
| 3732. | Vivaldi (anandmathew2007@gm... | 65.33 | 97% | 2017-12-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |