Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5299. | Kleuz (kleuz) | 57.66 | 94% | 2020-04-14 |
| 5300. | Gytis (gpgytis) | 57.66 | 95% | 2018-09-30 |
| 5301. | The Anh (anhnt29) | 57.66 | 96% | 2018-08-16 |
| 5302. | Sadaq (sadaq) | 57.66 | 96% | 2020-08-20 |
| 5303. | DaiWei (raodaiwei123) | 57.61 | 95% | 2020-04-03 |
| 5304. | Ket (ket93) | 57.59 | 95% | 2019-01-28 |
| 5305. | Ethan (sutherland_12) | 57.57 | 96% | 2018-01-16 |
| 5306. | Narkotik (vacban) | 57.55 | 94% | 2018-05-02 |
| 5307. | Naman (noman16) | 57.52 | 96% | 2019-09-10 |
| 5308. | Justin (jjsu1218) | 57.52 | 96% | 2018-09-19 |
| 5309. | abhi (cheapcoder) | 57.52 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
| 5310. | samuel (laxal12) | 57.51 | 95% | 2018-04-10 |
| 5311. | Ryan (bluesquirrel) | 57.51 | 95% | 2020-01-22 |
| 5312. | javier (jf1442) | 57.51 | 96% | 2020-05-04 |
| 5313. | Diego (megax454) | 57.51 | 96% | 2018-10-04 |
| 5314. | Piotr (piotrix) | 57.48 | 95% | 2019-01-20 |
| 5315. | Rahmandika (treksaurus17) | 57.45 | 95% | 2020-11-05 |
| 5316. | giannis (gammyhorse) | 57.45 | 98% | 2018-04-29 |
| 5317. | Thomas (isnotavailable_isno... | 57.45 | 95% | 2017-12-14 |
| 5318. | Kawaii (kawaiidesuwu) | 57.44 | 94% | 2019-10-31 |
| 5319. | Andrew (potatoking197) | 57.44 | 96% | 2020-04-05 |
| 5320. | Himanshu (pluto_ish) | 57.42 | 96% | 2020-09-09 |
| 5321. | Lean (myasiansenpai) | 57.41 | 96% | 2017-09-06 |
| 5322. | Bruh (1845619) | 57.39 | 94% | 2019-06-07 |
| 5323. | Alex (alexxxkachow) | 57.37 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 5324. | rat (rakend) | 57.37 | 97% | 2019-08-24 |
| 5325. | Aldrex (aldrex) | 57.36 | 96% | 2020-09-08 |
| 5326. | David (kjdavid) | 57.35 | 98% | 2018-08-13 |
| 5327. | zack (footlover) | 57.35 | 97% | 2018-12-26 |
| 5328. | Spanandan (spandan01) | 57.35 | 96% | 2017-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |