And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23745. | Pasindu (alphawolf962) | 73.18 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| 23746. | Lucian (the_eighth_wonder) | 73.18 | 97% | 2021-11-06 |
| 23747. | -rjas- (_rjas_) | 73.18 | 96.8% | 2023-09-06 |
| 23748. | Anna (misslua1) | 73.18 | 91% | 2015-12-20 |
| 23749. | Ashish (ashishsawale) | 73.18 | 98% | 2019-10-02 |
| 23750. | krabbos (krabbos) | 73.18 | 96% | 2018-08-17 |
| 23751. | Alberto (staku) | 73.18 | 93% | 2013-05-19 |
| 23752. | Lucas (lucas_a04) | 73.17 | 97% | 2018-09-08 |
| 23753. | phong (anzusun) | 73.17 | 97% | 2012-09-09 |
| 23754. | Typo (cleaner) | 73.17 | 95% | 2015-01-20 |
| 23755. | Said (villager4) | 73.17 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| 23756. | Justanalek (justanalek) | 73.17 | 97% | 2021-11-24 |
| 23757. | rope (petarb) | 73.17 | — | 2011-02-08 |
| 23758. | PhaTTypes (phattypes) | 73.17 | 95.9% | 2023-10-02 |
| 23759. | Dhruv (lord_benjamin) | 73.17 | 97% | 2023-09-15 |
| 23760. | Alec (crazyhairaz) | 73.17 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 23761. | oxymoron (0xymoron) | 73.16 | 97% | 2023-10-15 |
| 23762. | Grace (s0porific) | 73.16 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 23763. | thapakazi (ceasors) | 73.16 | 97% | 2019-03-23 |
| 23764. | Ralorarp (ralorarp) | 73.16 | 91% | 2011-07-18 |
| 23765. | T Lewis (runnamok) | 73.16 | 98% | 2022-08-01 |
| 23766. | Thomas (isnotavailable_isno... | 73.16 | 96% | 2017-03-28 |
| 23767. | Vũ (minhvu1504) | 73.16 | 96% | 2012-01-16 |
| 23768. | Chris (bunchesofdonald) | 73.15 | — | 2011-04-15 |
| 23769. | Shane (incarnate) | 73.15 | 97% | 2011-11-12 |
| 23770. | Kit (kittoadinatha) | 73.15 | 94% | 2016-03-08 |
| 23771. | Nick (nickninjax) | 73.15 | 96% | 2021-12-23 |
| 23772. | Niofer (niofer) | 73.15 | 97% | 2021-08-30 |
| 23773. | Reynold (dlapan94) | 73.15 | 96% | 2022-11-01 |
| 23774. | diego (angelness) | 73.14 | — | 2009-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |