The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15079. | HeyHeff (hey_heff) | 33.24 | 91% | 2020-04-27 |
| 15080. | Martin (martinmartin) | 33.24 | 94% | 2012-05-05 |
| 15081. | James (jtgamer) | 33.23 | 93% | 2018-11-18 |
| 15082. | Aaron (hero_eight_bit) | 33.23 | 91% | 2023-08-15 |
| 15083. | Ashwin (ashrash) | 33.23 | 93% | 2014-06-05 |
| 15084. | I'm Guy (everyday) | 33.23 | — | 2011-02-11 |
| 15085. | Jay-are (aceforme) | 33.23 | 85% | 2011-06-11 |
| 15086. | S (technicalguy) | 33.22 | — | 2008-12-09 |
| 15087. | bot (botlake) | 33.22 | 93.8% | 2021-02-17 |
| 15088. | Merwin (merwin_samuel) | 33.21 | 95% | 2019-10-13 |
| 15089. | John (john_wick_007) | 33.20 | 94% | 2020-12-28 |
| 15090. | gilang (ebichu) | 33.19 | — | 2008-08-28 |
| 15091. | boardripper (boardripper) | 33.19 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
| 15092. | Linus (whiteninja713) | 33.19 | 97% | 2017-06-08 |
| 15093. | Miranda (mc33) | 33.19 | 99% | 2012-03-23 |
| 15094. | Faim (faimm) | 33.18 | 85% | 2011-10-27 |
| 15095. | Isabelle (isabelleo3o) | 33.17 | 92% | 2020-12-14 |
| 15096. | liang (liyos) | 33.17 | 92% | 2012-04-27 |
| 15097. | bjartur (bjartur1007) | 33.16 | 93% | 2020-11-10 |
| 15098. | Sea (seashell) | 33.16 | — | 2009-01-07 |
| 15099. | Justin (sleepy_typist) | 33.15 | 94% | 2019-12-07 |
| 15100. | Iffah (iffah) | 33.15 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 15101. | kamal (kamal_plaha) | 33.14 | 97% | 2022-09-27 |
| 15102. | Ariel (agordon1473) | 33.14 | 95% | 2017-04-27 |
| 15103. | SHAHI (turk) | 33.14 | — | 2008-11-17 |
| 15104. | nech (nechzky) | 33.12 | — | 2011-02-24 |
| 15105. | zero2 (deadz) | 33.11 | 95% | 2021-11-26 |
| 15106. | Dianne (smartcookie) | 33.11 | 94% | 2011-06-01 |
| 15107. | Abhishek (rishav) | 33.10 | 91% | 2018-01-07 |
| 15108. | eric_colemak (eric_colemak) | 33.10 | 93.4% | 2021-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |