What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1003. | Tim (tim28) | 89.35 | 97% | 2019-08-13 |
| 1004. | Kristjan (krissimoney) | 89.35 | 96% | 2018-10-11 |
| 1005. | Illunoir (chaelys) | 89.35 | 96% | 2018-02-13 |
| 1006. | Sauceinmyface (sauceinmyface) | 89.32 | 97% | 2019-03-28 |
| 1007. | Antman (mastersushichef) | 89.29 | 97% | 2018-05-06 |
| 1008. | Grammar is my Kryptonite (4... | 89.27 | 97% | 2018-08-10 |
| 1009. | 初めは40wmp (hajime40) | 89.25 | 99% | 2019-07-11 |
| 1010. | Kalihi (kalihi) | 89.23 | 98% | 2018-01-14 |
| 1011. | 27thave.bandcamp.com (xxcru... | 89.21 | 95% | 2019-11-07 |
| 1012. | Jason (jasoone) | 89.21 | 96% | 2020-03-06 |
| 1013. | SupaJuke (supajuke) | 89.21 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| 1014. | Diego (damg22) | 89.18 | 98% | 2019-12-09 |
| 1015. | Mendel (mendeljacks) | 89.15 | 98% | 2019-12-30 |
| 1016. | Tim (tim_han1234) | 89.11 | 97% | 2020-05-07 |
| 1017. | Quity (quiltykim) | 89.07 | 98% | 2018-02-04 |
| 1018. | Victor (susavile) | 89.05 | 98% | 2019-06-04 |
| 1019. | amanita! (irving1234028) | 89.03 | 96% | 2019-03-26 |
| 1020. | JP (turtletamer) | 89.01 | 98% | 2018-01-26 |
| 1021. | nika (nika07) | 88.99 | 97% | 2020-08-27 |
| 1022. | plasma (plasmavolt) | 88.96 | 98% | 2020-07-22 |
| 1023. | Cat (missionrestart) | 88.95 | 97% | 2018-01-20 |
| 1024. | Zelda (zelda999) | 88.93 | 98% | 2019-08-17 |
| 1025. | Shriram (shrirammc55) | 88.92 | 98% | 2020-09-18 |
| 1026. | Alain (lennos) | 88.89 | 99% | 2019-02-06 |
| 1027. | Gabi (gabitzuxxl) | 88.88 | 96% | 2018-01-12 |
| 1028. | Veselin (baiumbg) | 88.86 | 98% | 2020-03-05 |
| 1029. | Blade (kingsblade) | 88.83 | 96% | 2020-09-18 |
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