I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3168. | Maky (makyy13) | 65.48 | 97% | 2024-10-14 |
| 3169. | Alex (alexkai) | 65.45 | 94% | 2023-05-19 |
| 3170. | wokeupdayruined (wokeupdayr... | 65.36 | 96% | 2025-02-20 |
| 3171. | Debu_Jaat (jaat45) | 65.35 | 96% | 2025-05-15 |
| 3172. | kieriekop (_kieriekop) | 65.34 | 96.9% | 2024-03-20 |
| 3173. | ✨ (abhisekai) | 65.33 | 95% | 2024-07-01 |
| 3174. | Kavyam (killlur) | 65.32 | 94.2% | 2024-04-16 |
| 3175. | Miss Stitch (staities) | 65.29 | 99% | 2023-10-23 |
| 3176. | DG (devgo4th) | 65.23 | 95% | 2024-10-15 |
| 3177. | karim (karimchickensoup) | 65.14 | 95.3% | 2023-09-16 |
| 3178. | Anton (0ffbyone) | 65.13 | 95% | 2025-01-20 |
| 3179. | Mikan (mikanki) | 65.11 | 96% | 2024-05-30 |
| 3180. | taha (tahashemy) | 65.11 | 96.4% | 2024-07-16 |
| 3181. | ABC (slushpuppy275) | 64.98 | 95.2% | 2024-06-13 |
| 3182. | pepitsy (pepitsyschool) | 64.97 | 97% | 2024-04-10 |
| 3183. | the one (qaisianas) | 64.96 | 95% | 2023-04-18 |
| 3184. | Mahdi (iranshahi) | 64.94 | 95% | 2024-02-09 |
| 3185. | Manuel (manuelsandoya) | 64.91 | 95.8% | 2024-09-24 |
| 3186. | Nyiela (ncs1020) | 64.89 | 94.9% | 2024-05-07 |
| 3187. | annajam06 (annajam06) | 64.88 | 97.7% | 2023-12-06 |
| 3188. | spiffy (spiffingway) | 64.86 | 95% | 2024-03-02 |
| 3189. | chiksulub (chiksulub) | 64.83 | 95% | 2025-07-17 |
| 3190. | cimi (cimikaiju) | 64.81 | 96% | 2024-06-07 |
| 3191. | Ahmet (mcpeace) | 64.77 | 96.2% | 2024-01-27 |
| 3192. | iglo3141 (iglo3141) | 64.70 | 94% | 2025-06-16 |
| 3193. | ColdFire (livinggod29) | 64.62 | 95.9% | 2024-01-05 |
| 3194. | dogphile (dogphile) | 64.46 | 94% | 2023-08-11 |
| 3195. | DaviGand14 (davigand14) | 64.39 | 97.1% | 2024-03-23 |
| 3196. | Zenith (zenith_jo) | 64.30 | 95.9% | 2024-11-30 |
| 3197. | 222 (2222222222222222222) | 64.30 | 94% | 2024-05-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |