Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10673. | Matthew (mjthekandyman) | 84.68 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 10674. | Ben (twiggy_) | 84.68 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
| 10675. | taco (tacocat0) | 84.68 | 98% | 2018-09-17 |
| 10676. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (sarsippius) | 84.68 | 97% | 2018-11-25 |
| 10677. | Gaal (lgv315) | 84.68 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 10678. | BananaWyvern (the1banana) | 84.67 | — | 2008-12-18 |
| 10679. | Isaac Hendren (lilrebelkid) | 84.67 | 84% | 2013-05-14 |
| 10680. | Brock (brockbnntt) | 84.67 | 97% | 2023-04-11 |
| 10681. | yousuf (z3nko) | 84.67 | 97% | 2022-01-09 |
| 10682. | Mentosan (mentosan) | 84.67 | 97% | 2016-06-01 |
| 10683. | ariel (borginer) | 84.66 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
| 10684. | TiltClock (tiltclock) | 84.66 | 97% | 2022-08-17 |
| 10685. | MM (blunderingpeon12) | 84.66 | 98.1% | 2023-10-23 |
| 10686. | J (visiblesoul) | 84.66 | — | 2010-10-02 |
| 10687. | (thefatninja69) | 84.66 | 88% | 2014-11-15 |
| 10688. | Phan (phan2009) | 84.66 | — | 2009-06-13 |
| 10689. | Ansar (paxaq) | 84.65 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 10690. | Invis (invis_lurker) | 84.65 | 98% | 2022-02-04 |
| 10691. | Elite (elitebagels1) | 84.65 | 96% | 2020-06-09 |
| 10692. | adam (ez11) | 84.65 | 93% | 2013-03-07 |
| 10693. | Theaf (arrowz) | 84.64 | 93% | 2016-03-01 |
| 10694. | Othmane (boumediane1) | 84.64 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 10695. | Long (bachthime) | 84.64 | 99% | 2023-03-10 |
| 10696. | Matthew (mbabbitt) | 84.64 | — | 2009-12-07 |
| 10697. | Justin (justintime17) | 84.64 | — | 2011-03-20 |
| 10698. | Courtney (courtney_p86) | 84.64 | 97% | 2011-09-23 |
| 10699. | Henrik (heenrig29) | 84.63 | 98% | 2020-01-13 |
| 10700. | Kyu (kyumonkey) | 84.63 | 94% | 2016-11-30 |
| 10701. | TasteOfCancer (tasteofcancer) | 84.63 | 97% | 2022-07-02 |
| 10702. | jeff (fatty235) | 84.63 | 95% | 2016-01-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |