So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29945. | Charlie (phoenixwing410) | 53.09 | 89% | 2013-11-15 |
| 29946. | Vinh (terrav) | 53.09 | 90% | 2012-01-15 |
| 29947. | Salzd (salzd) | 53.09 | 96% | 2019-01-05 |
| 29948. | Gokcan (gokcanozakdag) | 53.09 | 90% | 2016-01-29 |
| 29949. | khalid (khalidoo17) | 53.08 | 94% | 2022-03-09 |
| 29950. | Rupanshu (rupanshu) | 53.08 | 96% | 2023-03-15 |
| 29951. | Tuong (tuong999) | 53.08 | 94% | 2014-09-22 |
| 29952. | Erika (ladyshalott84) | 53.08 | 89% | 2011-10-31 |
| 29953. | bu (katrina) | 53.08 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 29954. | manoj (jatinswami) | 53.08 | 92% | 2014-05-06 |
| 29955. | seki (seki12mu) | 53.07 | 97% | 2023-01-13 |
| 29956. | John (lorioj) | 53.07 | 93% | 2018-05-29 |
| 29957. | Lucas (slappy_rgs) | 53.06 | 94% | 2021-04-23 |
| 29958. | Shubham Kawane (shubham_kaw... | 53.06 | 99% | 2023-09-12 |
| 29959. | Jorge (julian_anz) | 53.06 | 96% | 2018-11-29 |
| 29960. | Oscar (theraxxo) | 53.06 | 94% | 2015-05-13 |
| 29961. | Luan (anhluanthks) | 53.05 | 88% | 2013-05-26 |
| 29962. | vicky (vickymicky) | 53.05 | 94% | 2021-05-10 |
| 29963. | tstats[meiyu1988] (meiyu1988) | 53.05 | 92% | 2015-12-08 |
| 29964. | Yana (yanabanana) | 53.05 | 97% | 2012-01-31 |
| 29965. | Peter Piper (mockingjay016) | 53.05 | 96% | 2014-09-23 |
| 29966. | tom (integritytester@hotmai... | 53.05 | 96% | 2011-06-27 |
| 29967. | Jack (sellersj22) | 53.04 | 97.4% | 2023-07-13 |
| 29968. | Cos (cos2005) | 53.04 | 96% | 2023-01-18 |
| 29969. | Owlfy (owlfy) | 53.04 | 95% | 2023-07-17 |
| 29970. | coax (coax) | 53.04 | 91% | 2015-02-18 |
| 29971. | Radu (bula_mare) | 53.04 | 94.4% | 2021-02-05 |
| 29972. | muyi (muyi2015) | 53.04 | 94% | 2015-04-10 |
| 29973. | Berosta (berosta) | 53.03 | 93% | 2022-10-23 |
| 29974. | RY (ryanmononoke) | 53.03 | 96% | 2018-06-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |