It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3003. | Trey (treyjohnson_84) | 71.19 | 98% | 2019-07-02 |
| 3004. | Charleston (charlestongrays) | 71.19 | 95% | 2020-08-27 |
| 3005. | Martin (emerikn) | 71.19 | 95% | 2018-05-08 |
| 3006. | George (typing_bot) | 71.19 | 94% | 2017-12-14 |
| 3007. | Ryan (anry1717) | 71.18 | 98% | 2019-01-15 |
| 3008. | Matthew (matthewb83) | 71.17 | 96% | 2019-09-27 |
| 3009. | SighingSlider (sighingslider) | 71.16 | 97% | 2018-11-07 |
| 3010. | jk- (justkidding_) | 71.16 | 97% | 2019-11-20 |
| 3011. | Pointyepic (pointyepic) | 71.15 | 95% | 2019-11-25 |
| 3012. | nu (n3wbie) | 71.15 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| 3013. | Khanh Hung (hungnkuon) | 71.14 | 98% | 2019-12-29 |
| 3014. | You (checkicus) | 71.14 | 99% | 2020-06-05 |
| 3015. | Marcus (laxiog) | 71.13 | 97% | 2019-07-26 |
| 3016. | Sea Dog (seadoggo) | 71.13 | 98% | 2018-01-04 |
| 3017. | Aidan (wokwokwok) | 71.13 | 98% | 2018-02-08 |
| 3018. | A (andkrs4) | 71.12 | 97% | 2020-06-16 |
| 3019. | Al (integralphysics) | 71.11 | 98% | 2017-11-07 |
| 3020. | Michael (michael271) | 71.10 | 96% | 2018-04-23 |
| 3021. | Jole (sliceoflife) | 71.10 | 96% | 2018-04-29 |
| 3022. | Michael (mcleo) | 71.07 | 96% | 2019-04-27 |
| 3023. | xdm (cbk808) | 71.07 | 98% | 2020-11-09 |
| 3024. | John (juicyslug) | 71.07 | 97% | 2019-06-11 |
| 3025. | Mayank (minkk777) | 71.07 | 95% | 2019-08-11 |
| 3026. | argyrw not steno real wpm (... | 71.07 | 98% | 2019-01-25 |
| 3027. | nauyu (nauyusimi_) | 71.06 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
| 3028. | Chris (aqueous_axe) | 71.06 | 95% | 2018-12-04 |
| 3029. | Ryan (glasses928) | 71.05 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 3030. | somethingsomething (datpotato) | 71.03 | 98% | 2018-02-03 |
| 3031. | 4x (reelife) | 71.02 | 97% | 2019-06-08 |
| 3032. | Hajar (hajar424) | 71.02 | 97% | 2020-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |