I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9388. | Jordon (gimp_jimmy) | 88.06 | 93% | 2016-12-06 |
| 9389. | Sam Aka 😏 (sam_at_40wpm) | 88.06 | 98% | 2022-06-07 |
| 9390. | Nico (npvalerio8) | 88.06 | 96% | 2021-06-29 |
| 9391. | ... (zagada) | 88.06 | 86% | 2017-05-04 |
| 9392. | Seri (vincent_aik) | 88.06 | 95% | 2021-08-03 |
| 9393. | Gazazy (gazazy69) | 88.05 | 95% | 2024-06-06 |
| 9394. | bruh (dangthedingdong) | 88.05 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 9395. | D3LTA (d3lta) | 88.05 | 95% | 2017-04-13 |
| 9396. | waterhan (waterhan) | 88.04 | 97.6% | 2024-07-24 |
| 9397. | Shakespeare (ib_ra_heem_22) | 88.04 | 97.8% | 2025-01-28 |
| 9398. | Blue (terry25031069) | 88.04 | 98% | 2023-02-07 |
| 9399. | Thomsa (thomsah) | 88.03 | 95.7% | 2023-11-19 |
| 9400. | noturbiz (ahhhnono) | 88.03 | 98% | 2022-11-25 |
| 9401. | Experiment 626 (eee01) | 88.03 | 95% | 2023-02-14 |
| 9402. | nim (nimen) | 88.03 | 98% | 2021-06-12 |
| 9403. | Andrew (rentor) | 88.03 | 97% | 2018-06-09 |
| 9404. | ben (benwu1) | 88.01 | 97% | 2021-11-28 |
| 9405. | NewbPianist (instantnoodles... | 88.01 | 84% | 2016-09-09 |
| 9406. | Yuzu (rice_senpai) | 88.01 | 98% | 2023-01-27 |
| 9407. | Noe (noe7) | 88.01 | 98% | 2016-06-06 |
| 9408. | Mirage (starry_mirage) | 88.00 | 98% | 2021-07-27 |
| 9409. | LiquidDivide (blakekl) | 88.00 | 96% | 2022-10-21 |
| 9410. | Azulflame (azulflame) | 88.00 | 97% | 2019-09-22 |
| 9411. | Theo (theodosis_aga) | 88.00 | 99% | 2021-06-30 |
| 9412. | Taylor. (tlrayo) | 88.00 | 83% | 2015-04-06 |
| 9413. | woodnutshell (woodnutshell) | 87.99 | 98% | 2024-06-06 |
| 9414. | Themthiam (themthiam) | 87.98 | 98% | 2024-04-29 |
| 9415. | Chaitanya (chaitanya25) | 87.98 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| 9416. | Mosses (baligtadangtalim) | 87.98 | 96% | 2022-09-28 |
| 9417. | Simon (zzarox) | 87.98 | 94% | 2016-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |