So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18870. | Travis (tr4v1sty) | 69.77 | 98% | 2019-09-10 |
| 18871. | j (potatostock) | 69.77 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 18872. | Sahara (sahara37) | 69.77 | 96% | 2019-04-04 |
| 18873. | Brathep (typzta) | 69.77 | 95% | 2013-12-11 |
| 18874. | SpeedBoat (flintflanagan) | 69.76 | 97.3% | 2023-11-01 |
| 18875. | Shaur (shaur_herng) | 69.76 | 97% | 2022-11-05 |
| 18876. | Oozie (ellio011) | 69.76 | — | 2009-06-05 |
| 18877. | Yealt (yealtnt) | 69.75 | 93% | 2015-02-16 |
| 18878. | Rich (helmsrich) | 69.75 | 95% | 2011-04-06 |
| 18879. | David (fantasticdavid) | 69.75 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 18880. | kyle (hiefenhoomer) | 69.75 | 97% | 2022-06-25 |
| 18881. | Chris (splixerr) | 69.75 | 97% | 2023-09-11 |
| 18882. | Joe (joepickle) | 69.75 | 96.4% | 2021-02-02 |
| 18883. | Sergey (hasatsu) | 69.75 | 95% | 2013-03-27 |
| 18884. | eri (nanoeri) | 69.75 | 97% | 2014-01-12 |
| 18885. | John (drtype) | 69.75 | 97% | 2013-02-25 |
| 18886. | Atsri (atsri) | 69.74 | 95% | 2014-12-09 |
| 18887. | David (insert_good_username) | 69.74 | 96% | 2023-05-20 |
| 18888. | Henry (fastypr) | 69.74 | 96% | 2021-05-30 |
| 18889. | Shypolarbear (shypolarbear) | 69.74 | 98% | 2017-07-25 |
| 18890. | sator1 (sator1) | 69.74 | 98% | 2022-09-18 |
| 18891. | scuba (scuba2x) | 69.74 | 96% | 2022-05-08 |
| 18892. | Haezal (ezal_epy) | 69.74 | 94% | 2012-07-19 |
| 18893. | Thayz (onmywatto100) | 69.74 | 91% | 2013-09-08 |
| 18894. | scribblemaniac (scribbleman... | 69.74 | 90% | 2015-06-16 |
| 18895. | DunDun (dundunbread) | 69.73 | 96.4% | 2023-10-15 |
| 18896. | Tsuguto (tkogamer) | 69.73 | 95% | 2022-01-16 |
| 18897. | Jerome (jeromepogs) | 69.73 | 91% | 2013-06-11 |
| 18898. | Dick (hatmehit) | 69.73 | 95% | 2015-08-18 |
| 18899. | Wroom! (wrom) | 69.73 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |